I Do Not Like Green Eggs and Ham

 

1. Leaving aside my personal interests, it’s not drought-resistent wheat or pigs that produce human insulin that worries me. This is the sort of sh*t that turns people off about transgenic tinkering.  I still get the crawlies remembering the grasshopper with a leg growing from its eye socket.

   Posted by Oink       01/12/2006  at  04:37 PM  



2. Amen, Oink.  As far as I am concerned, this is attention-seeking behavior at its most cynical.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       01/12/2006  at  07:22 PM  



3. I won’t eat them with lox.

   Pardon my lack of imagination, but for what purpose have they done this?

   Nighttime

   Posted by StinKerr       01/12/2006  at  07:23 PM  



4. But NOW, you will have no problem eating your green eggs and ham in the dark....

   Posted by Jaguar       01/12/2006  at  08:48 PM  



5. Yea, remember the tuna-mercury contamination concerns?
   Q: What weighs 40 lbs and glows in the dark?
   A: A tuna turd.

   I recognize the awesome potential of biotech—read Fumento’s ’Bioevolution‘.
   But, I repeat myself.
   The Wrath of God is not required here—we can f*ck this one up all by ourselves.

   What happens when someone creates a Little Goodie with the morbidity of (AIDS?Ebola?) and the communicability of the common cold?
   
   “Nearer My God to Thee ...”

   Posted by Oink       01/12/2006  at  09:32 PM  



6. I don’t know........ just imagine it ...... a glow-in-the-dark filet mignon..... just the thing to eat near where the PETA folks are munching their veggies.

   Posted by bowshot4       01/13/2006  at  04:43 AM  



7. How do you know if the meat goes bad?

   Posted by bigwhitehat       01/13/2006  at  04:50 AM  



8. I don’t think I’d like green ham and eggs.

   Posted by StinKerr       01/13/2006  at  06:16 AM  



9. They’re preparing to air-drop green glowing piggies on Mecca, next Hajj.  Or on Iran very soon… Makes for better night combat, too.

   New secret weapon, phosphorescent pigs raining down from space at 36,000 FPS, almost as good as tungsten rods or particle beams.

   Posted by Rat Patrol       01/13/2006  at  08:14 AM  



10. Keep it up Stin ... you’re giving them ideas! They’ll claim they were looking for a cure for the bird flu and ended up with green eggs!

    Posted by Carguy       01/13/2006  at  08:54 AM  



11. I’ll never eat Moo Shoo pork again

    Posted by Rat Patrol       01/13/2006  at  09:43 AM  



12. We know OCM, all Pigs glow in the dark to you. along with other drug induced visions.... LOL ;)

    Posted by Jaguar       01/13/2006  at  07:11 PM  

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