Hoosier Confusion

 

1. Hoosiers are a little slow.  As in the old sayin’, “Hoosier Daddy?”

   Basketball is not a sport.  Football is a sport.    

   President Bush - Steadfast leadership in a TIME of transition.

   Posted by Z Woof       04/03/2006  at  06:36 AM  



2. That’s Us’n’s Hoosiers! Why should Florida Voters get all the publicity?

   We decided the try out that-thar Daylight Satan Time—right in the middle of the NCAA Final Four.  With a massive thunderstorm/tornado weather cell thrown in, just for shits & giggles.

   Posted by Oink       04/03/2006  at  09:14 AM  



3. Half of those Hoosiers won’t change their watches till June. 

   Posted by Z Woof       04/03/2006  at  09:36 AM  



4. Never forget: The two most plentiful things in the universe are Hydrogen and Stupidity.

   Posted by Oink       04/03/2006  at  09:40 AM  



5. Just switch to Greenwich Mean Time (AKA Universal Cooridinated Time or just plain “Zulu").
   None of this silly changing clocks back and forth.

   Of course, next year, the automatic time change in PCs and VCRs won’t be correct anymore…

   Posted by Rat Patrol       04/03/2006  at  09:51 AM  



6. oink: There is actually more human stoopidity than Hydrogen in the universe.

   Therefore, human stoopidity is the building block of the universe and not Hydrogen. 

   It’s David Letterman, a Hoosier, spreading the myth about basketball being a sport.

   Posted by Z Woof       04/03/2006  at  11:21 AM  

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