We are a PREMIER blog, but the fine folks at “Fred For Pres” might worry that not everyone shares our sparkling sense of humor and the absurd.
EVERYONE IS FREE TO THINK OF HIS FAVORITE BMEWS TOPIC THAT MIGHT BE SEEN AS PROBLEMATIC—IN THE SOBER, SERIOUS ARENA OF PRESIDENTIAL POLITICS. I FONDLY RECALL ONE, YEARS AGO, DEVOTED TO THE JOYS OF CUNNILINGUS. SEVERAL FINE PUNS ON THE IRISH NATION AIRLINES ...
But, in the eternal words of the United States Marine Corps,
JOKE ‘EM IF THEY CAN’T TAKE A FUCK