Fourth Of July Top Ten List
I like number 7. “The Skipper is shirtless again.”
May I nuzzle your man boobs? :o
Posted by Phoenix
07/02/2005 at 01:05 PM
Careful, wench! You’re making me nips hard. ARRR-ARR
Mine, too.
ARRRR ARRRR ahhh..
Posted by Phoenix
07/02/2005 at 01:16 PM
"My hot dog has a knuckle?”
Oh, good grief. Suppose it had a head?
OH GOD… TANNY !!!
In keeping with the spirit here at this fleshque. hahaha.....
Posted by Phoenix
07/02/2005 at 05:11 PM
My apologies, m’lady. The devil made me throw that one in there.....
And by the way, m’lady, is this truly you in your avatar this time?
Yes.
Posted by Phoenix
07/02/2005 at 06:08 PM
I appreciate knowing, for I had always tried to arrive at an image to go with the persona I find in your posts. It makes me feel more “introduced,” I guess.
Hope I didn’t offend you with my bit of silliness above....
Tanny,
You hope you didn’t offend me with your silliness above?
YOU are asking ME that ?? You made my day. :}
Keep it up, I say. It was a laugh-out-loud comment - like many you’ve produced of late.
ARR ARRR.....
Posted by Phoenix
07/02/2005 at 08:35 PM
Thank you, Phoenix. You make it easy to be nice. That’s not a talent that everyone has.
Wish I had it. I still have to work at it.
Number 1 & 1/2 ...
Oh ... was that YOUR hamburger?
Number 1 & 3/4 ...
No. That’s not MY dog.
Posted by Steel Turman
07/02/2005 at 11:22 PM
Skipper or squirrel…
I imagine both taste like chicken, but Skipper serves more at your Forth weekend roast.
Consider it given, OCM, but you’ll never see MY picture as an avatar. I don’t want to break everyone’s computer monitors.
Christopher: anyone who tries to carve me up into shish-kebabs better bring a lot more firepower than an M-80, bub! And I don’t taste like chicken! More like wild boar (bore?).
Tasting yourself are you Skipper? I thought only Ron Jeremy could do that…
Sorry, Christopher. Ron Jeremy still holds that record. I base my “taste” on the word of several hundred beautiful women who have had the pleasure of sampling “the other white meat” (yours truly) and who have unanimously agreed that I am “finger-licking good”.
What’s the matter, OCM? Can’t stand the level of bullshit in here?
Speaking of Oink, I wonder what our little piglet is doing these days. I still miss him.
OCM - Ron Jeremy? He is the grossest of gross. A big (actually, little) fat pig!!!!!!! Of course little ole me has seen a few of THOSE flics - am certainly not the little naive persona you might think I am..........
Posted by Dottie
07/03/2005 at 09:14 PM
OCM, if you’re still in touch with Oink, I for one would certainly appreciate it if you could convince him to come back to the fold. I enjoyed him immensely while he was here, and the blog hasn’t been the same without him. Tell him he’s missed. And I’m sure I’m not the only one. Many thanks.
