eye candy
on 02/18/2012 at 02:27 PM
peiper
I’ll defer to your request that commentors stay away from “crude” comments and “rude” sexual innuendo.
Ah sure those young lasses are as healthy looking as yearlings in the paddock.
Their limbs show the sheer athletic ability possessed by thoroughbreds.
And their multi-coloured manes reflect the lustre of great breeding along with a healthy diet.
At the end of the day they ALL would make perfect additions to my stable.
That really is GOOD! In fact I’d say brilliant.
You really can use words huh?
peiper,
Please don’t take the following as a “bragging rite session” but,
I had 30-years of bachelorhood and an untold number of conquests in my day.
My ability to talk my way into and out of complex relationships and often more complex conflicts improved, like a fine wine, with time.
It was for this reason and one other more intimate one the Nom de prouesses sexuelles (nickname) bestowed upon me by my female companions was: “Langue maternelle d’Argent”.....loosely translated: Silver Tongue”.
Ergo,
my oral applications often resulted in successful verbal invitations, which led to subsequent mutual physical oral stimulations.
To this very day my closest friends (male & female) often gather together and reminisce about the gaggle of cultivated “Les amoureux des femmes” who I had the pleasure to share intimate and often unusually rewarding times with.
Now I’m in my fading years; old, tired, bald, feeble, drained and married with children so my past must be relegated to fond memories.
And fond they were!!!
Me thinks we’re a couple of dirty old men Yankee. lol.
Ya might say that, peiper!
02/19/2012 at 03:46 AM
