East Meets West

 

1. Sorry eggheads, I still prefer “The Devil made me do it.”

   Not only does it remove ALL blame and responsibility from me for my actions, on a good day I can say it just like Flip Wilson does and sound really cool doing it.

   

   Posted by rudebadger       02/02/2007  at  12:38 PM  



2. The leftist will say or do anything to get the terrorists on their side. Wait, wait I meant to say the terrorists will say or do anything to get the leftists on their side. Wait, no that isn’t right . . .

   Oh yeah I got it now, the democrats will say or do anything to get higher taxes from the stupid masses. . .

   I think that the Marine’s - Kill Em All and Let God Sort Em Out is beginning to sound like the best course of action.

   Posted by wardmama4       02/02/2007  at  03:19 PM  



3. I hope Occam had a really good sense of humor, otherwise, he’d be spinning in his grave.

   Lately, we have had a lot of painful examples of people trying to use logic to support emotional prejudices.  The results would be amusing if the proposals weren’t being seriously considered and acted upon.

   Let’s be clear on climate change.  Whether we follow the concept of global warming from CO2 or the regular, periodic changes shown in the ice core charts, the weather is changing.  We need to change with it.  Shutting down major portions of industry will not help us survive the coming changes.  Figuring out what the changes will actually do and implementing coping strategies will.

   Fonda, Arkin and Tickell - anyone have any questions why I abandoned the left?

   Posted by Dr. Jeff       02/02/2007  at  04:57 PM  



4. A world truly gone mad ... there’s no salvation ... the marine’s right.

   Posted by Cassandra       02/02/2007  at  05:24 PM  



5. Some people are truly decreped.

   Posted by Mojomatt       02/02/2007  at  06:21 PM  



6. Crispin Tickell, a former British ambassador to the United Nations, hinged his assertions heavily on the inevitable human propensity toward violence as a surviving mechanism - a wonderfully straightforward interpretation of all human behavior. As global warming increases, humans will unavoidably degenerate into a pack of thieving, murderous brutes. Simply stated: the weather determines how we behave.

   Would someone FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE PUT A WARNING ON THESE KIND OF STATEMENTS.

   I have been tying duct tape and wire around my head to keep it from exploding for an hour!! I have blood shooting from my ears over this kind of stupidity!!

   PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, The high blood preasure is cutting grooves into the drywall where the blood stream is shooting out of my ears!! This is not just a simple repaint to repair the damage, I have to get some all purpose drywall mud, coat the groove, let it dry, sand it, fill it again, let it dry, sand it again, texture it, prime it, and apply two coats of paint corner to corner to keep it from flashing. This is costing me tens of hours and hundreds of dollars.

   Help me out here Skipper!! A little skull and cross bone flashing icon or something would help! Could yah brother give me a hand?

   Posted by LC Geno       02/02/2007  at  08:18 PM  



7. I’m sorry, LC Geno but ever since I read that horse-shit I’ve been unable to take anything seriously ever again. I just had to share the love.

   In the future I’ll try to warn you folks ahead of time but beware! I don’t put them thar word in they’s mouths. I just report it when they spout that crap.

   Look at it this way - when the revolution comes they will be our bitches. If we get killed by the ragheads they’ll still be somebody’s bitches.

   Either way, they get their “brutes” to spank them and make them behave.

   

   Posted by The Skipper       02/02/2007  at  11:55 PM  



8. >Crispin Tickell, a former British ambassador to the United Nations, hinged his assertions heavily on the inevitable human propensity toward violence as a surviving mechanism - a wonderfully straightforward interpretation of all human behavior. As global warming increases, humans will unavoidably degenerate into a pack of thieving, murderous brutes. Simply stated: the weather determines how we behave. <

   And they call us stupid?

   

   Posted by wardmama4       02/03/2007  at  10:45 AM  

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