Glow-Bull Warming Report

 

1. Good idea, perhaps it’s possible to cancel out the imaginary effects of imaginary glow-bull warming, by generating the appropriate amount of Nuclear Winter.

   So:

   Nuc the Rags, problem solved. QED.

   Posted by Rat Patrol       02/02/2007  at  01:27 PM  



2. About Al Gore:

   “He played on our fears!”

   By Al Gore

   Posted by Rickvid in Seattle       02/02/2007  at  01:33 PM  



3. IMHO, it’s about time for someone to get out their trusty .308, load up with hollowpoints, and turn that dirty damned rodent Punxatawney Phil into a cloud of pink mist… And then take out Buckeye Chuck, as well.

    

   
   Woodchuck Sammy, and Woodchuck Sue
   Simmering together in a Woodchuck Stew,
   It’s so delicious, and so nutritious,

   You can slice, you can dice and fillet them,
   Cut off their heads and sautee’ them,

   Cook’em for an hour or two,
   tastes like Woodchuck Stew.

   

   (with very slight apologies to Darryl Dragon and Toni Tennille, AKA “Captain and Toenail")

   Posted by Rat Patrol       02/02/2007  at  02:12 PM  



4. Did Albert mention that, before cows there were buffalo?
   And, did he mention that all scientists are not in agreement with his fantasy?

   Posted by Officer Pupp       02/02/2007  at  05:08 PM  



5. WOODCHUCK (GROUNDHOG) STEW

   1 woodchuck
   2 onions, sliced
   1/2 cup celery, sliced
   Flour
   Vinegar and water
   Salt and pepper
   Cloves

   Clean woodchuck; remove glands; cut into serving pieces. Soak overnight in a solution of equal parts of water and vinegar with addition of one sliced onion and a little salt. Drain, wash, and wipe. Parboil 20 minutes, drain, and cover with fresh boiling water. Add one sliced onion, celery, a few cloves, and salt and pepper to taste. Cook until tender; thicken gravy with flour.

   Posted by Rancino       02/02/2007  at  05:22 PM  



6. God am I sick to death of working outside in this shit. What really is pissing me off is that as soon as I get a roof on my building I know it is going to start to warm up and I’ll be stuck working inside a building shell that is holding in the night time cold.
   WTF is a construction grunt to do?

   BTW Allan the Franciscans are interested in your offer to help; your room is in design with wireless internet connections in the works; but you still have to help with snow removal and clean up.

   A question - Would carpet bombing the ragheads with Global Warming Activists constitute a “crime agaist humanity” or initiate a Noble Prize for “most useful thing done in the past thousand years”? HHHHMMMMMMM?

   Posted by LC Geno       02/02/2007  at  07:48 PM  



7. Just read “glowball Al” to appear before congress on March 21.  Anyone want to take a bet it’ll blizzard that day. 

   Posted by venerablehawk       02/02/2007  at  09:51 PM  

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