D’oh!
on 09/08/2011 at 10:10 AM
Right. Jokes.
Confession
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’
Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’
Man: ‘What sins?’
Priest: ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?’
Man: ‘I’m Jewish.’
Priest: ‘You’re Jewish, Why are you telling me all this?’
Man: ‘I’m 92 years old ..... At my age, I’m telling everybody!’
