Doctor Love

 

1. I’ve got twenty bucks that sez this topic breaks the record for number of comments!

   Posted by Oink       02/11/2006  at  12:33 PM  



2. Sensual: using the above-mentioned feather
   Kinky: using the entire chicken

   Posted by Oink       02/11/2006  at  01:45 PM  



3. I pity the guy who can actually take such suggestions.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       02/11/2006  at  02:31 PM  



4. Sensual: using the above-mentioned feather
   Kinky: using the entire chicken

   Perverted: The chicken is a rooster.

   Posted by The Skipper       02/11/2006  at  03:01 PM  



5. You guys (and gals) have fun with your significant others this Valentines Day…
   If it’s not too much to ask (if it is, I apologize) take a moment to think of those whose soulmates are many miles away forward deployed in the military, like mine is…

   Posted by Severa       02/11/2006  at  03:16 PM  



6. Severa: For 40 years I thought a man in my platoon accidentally shot himself with his .45 in VNam.
   Found out recently that his girlfriend Dear Johned him & he committed suicide. No reason to kill yourself over, but I do hope the b*tch suffered conscience pangs the last 40 years.
   *****************************************************
   SERIOUS LIGHTENING UP

   Hope you Servicemen & Women are home safe next Valentines Day and get lots and lots.

   To the BMEWS gang, my annual wish HAPPY VD !

   Posted by Oink       02/11/2006  at  03:47 PM  



7. Oink - During my husband’s time in the submarine service, they stressed to us before every deployment that the letters sent to the sub would be reviewed before delivered and any Dear John letters would NOT be sent on to the servicemember.

   -looks at Oink’s wish of ‘Happy VD’- That was kinda mean ya know (Just kidding I knew what you meant...)

   Posted by Severa       02/11/2006  at  03:54 PM  



8. I saw on TV where the Nuke Submariners get periodic “FamilyGrams”, limited to 25 words! They post the spicier ones, anonymously. Sample: “I’m planning a Barbecue on your return. I’ll have to coals hot, you bring the meat.”

   Posted by Oink       02/11/2006  at  04:28 PM  



9. Oink - Yeah they still do the Familygrams. But 25 words? Huh. That’s kinda short. I think ours were limited to like 40-45 words.

   Posted by Severa       02/11/2006  at  04:30 PM  



10. You shoulda put Mohommed’s head on the male doll.

    Posted by babylonandon       02/11/2006  at  06:28 PM  



11. re: #7 Using a rooster, aside from being queer, show a lack of confidence in one’s own masculinity.

    re: #12 It was a show on one of the Discovery-Type channels. (Which my kids call Dad’s Animal Shows.) Anyhow, it stated that the submarine service 1. no longer deserves the name Pigboat & serves good chow 2. is still not for the claustrophobic loner 3. Has the highest divorce rate among the services.

    Posted by Oink       02/12/2006  at  07:11 AM  



12. Maybe I am strange but NONE of the above appeal to me.  (And I think Oink may very well have meant Happy ‘VD’)

    Posted by Beccayinn       02/13/2006  at  10:33 AM  



13. Becca-Badger: I guess this means that, I having performed the Herculean task of lowering my standards, I’m no longer entitled to the sobriquet “Mon-soor” OINK, huh?

    Posted by Oink       02/13/2006  at  10:53 AM  



14. Well, not that you still don’t have a special place in my heart, but you must admit the new avetar doesn’t look quite as sophisticated as the old! That combined with the mention of various ‘ailments’ better left alone (literally) well, you know! 

    Knowing you, however, you are probably only a sonnet away from getting it back. 

    Posted by Beccayinn       02/13/2006  at  11:10 AM  



15. sigh I know ...I know....

    Posted by Oink       02/13/2006  at  11:27 AM  



16. in honor of Valentine’s Day!  (I will always be Becca-Badger, though!  )

    Posted by Beccayinn       02/14/2006  at  09:35 AM  



17. Males of my species are always ready, for example, five seconds after being thrown thru a windshield and with wounded and dying lying on the highway, they become aroused by the EMT.

    Posted by Oink       02/14/2006  at  09:38 AM  

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