Crime Spree In Nebraska

 

1. Don’t that just get your goat?

   Posted by Kirk       11/19/2005  at  05:23 PM  



2. I think it’s weird that they combined the story with a story about the theft of honda civic parts..thre me off a bit

   Posted by Infinity       11/19/2005  at  08:23 PM  



3. Strange story -who & why would someone want to steal goats????? And why would someone steal the doors off a Honda??????

   Posted by Dottie       11/19/2005  at  09:08 PM  



4. Well, we know it wasn’t our OldGoatRoper. He was right here all week, and I don’t think he can work WiFi for remote posting on the road.

   See, I’m stickin’ up for you, OCM.

   Posted by StinKerr       11/19/2005  at  09:29 PM  



5. OCM flows? I thought you used a composting toilet. Do they flow?

   Re: goats/Honda doors: Maybe in case the goats got hungry
   One stop shopping

   Posted by StinKerr       11/20/2005  at  09:42 AM  



6. Damn, another myth shot to hell.   

   Posted by StinKerr       11/20/2005  at  01:01 PM  



7. They eat the labels off’n the tin cans, not the can itself. But that started the legend.
   OCM: Is this another tragic case of abduction and sexual slavery? What do you know and when did you know it?

   Amazing critters. When my Uncle in KY had a patch of woods he wanted to turn into acreage, he would fence it and put goats in it.  They would strip the brush, leaves, and vegetation seven feet high. By standing on their hind legs.

   Posted by Oink       11/20/2005  at  01:19 PM  



8. OCM: No question. Just casting my usual before .

   Posted by Oink       11/20/2005  at  01:58 PM  



9. My friend had a red Golden Retriever. He’d fetch a stick if you threw it but wouldn’t bring it all the way back. He’d put it down a few yards from you and look at you. If you went for it he’d snap it up and run. He wanted to be chased. (hang on, this is going somewhere).

   My friend would also clean his yard in the fall and stack dead branches and suckers and such against the back of the house. By Spring this dog had chewed up pretty much all of that pile. We were never sure if he ate the wood, but there was never anything to show that he hadn’t eaten it. He became known as the “woodburning partway retriever”. Now I’m beginning to wonder if he was part goat.

   I miss that dog.

   Posted by StinKerr       11/20/2005  at  04:38 PM  



10. A man goes to fetch his date who lives in an apartment on the 23rd of a high-rise, with her Great Dane. She’s not ready yet, so he amuses himself by throwing a rubber ball and watching the dog retrieve it. Harder and harder he throws it, until it take a wild bounce out the open window, and the dog enthusiastically jumps out the window after it.

    His date walk in, and they leave. The guy is in shock. He sits obliviously thru the movie and half the dinner, trying to think of something to say. Finally inspiration strikes. He leans over table, takes her hand, and says in a somber tone, “Dear, your dog seemed very depressed to me.”

    Posted by Oink       11/20/2005  at  05:11 PM  



11. Speaking of animals - a sad story here in St. Louis.............An expectant elephant at our Zoo, Sri, - I spoke about her several days ago, has had her baby die in utero.........Her testosterone level dropped a number a days ago, indicating that birth was immenent - however, it was not to be.............The sad part of it is that she can carry this dead fetus for more than a year before she delivers it - the Zoo officials are considering what to do about this...........We still have 2 more pregnant elephants, due to deliver in 2007 - elephants carry for about 22 months.........All of my fellow Zoo Friends are very sad about Sri & the death of her baby.............

    Posted by Dottie       11/20/2005  at  08:24 PM  

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