Close Enough To Offend?
PS - yes, I know, I have this exactly backwards. Because the arch behind the muzzie there is a supposed to be a “mihrab”, a specially oriented niche in one of their churches. And a dutiful muzz would pray facing that, so if anything, my plan orients the toity in the least offensive direction possible. This is what they call the law of unintended consequences. So sue me. How about we put the cardboard mihrab on the inside of the porta-potty door then? Now we can be as offensive as possible, but NOBODY WILL KNOW unless they go inside. What’s the point of that?
OTOH, as designed, my system points your poopnozzle directly on target. Since anything and absolutely everything is offensive to muzslimes, somewhere it must be written down whether the face or asshole is the body part that causes upset when pooping in the improper direction. But knowing the misty muzzie mindset, it’s probably both. That way, they can get you ... coming and going. Hur hur hur. See? I coulda been a builder, with such a refined sense of jocularity like that one!
on 09/20/2010 at 02:24 PM
That’s really offensive, Drew!
I love it!
Bravo!
May allah urinate in your cornflakes Infidel.
‘This Fatwa brought to you by the Religion of Piss’
I however, am taking a different tack on this one - even the muzzies fall victim to anything to make a buck? And here I thought that they were above us greedy capitalist pigs who are all about the benjamins. Turns out - just like The Won who promised change - humans are all the same - none is better than the other - and when they get a modicum of power - they will take revenge on those who ‘held’ them down or back. I can see why people are cynical about God, religion and those who claim faith - when they see examples like this.
God Help America
A Proud American Infidel
