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Chug-A-Lug For Denmark

 
 


Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 02/02/2006 at 05:30 AM   
 
  1. And don’t forget to enjoy some nice imported Danish HAM along with the Danish Beer. 

    Double-damn the shrieking sheetheads crazy dickheads

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   02/02/2006  at  07:09 AM  

  2. Well if the Moos-lims are boycotting Danish products, we should boycot Moos-lim products like................or..................or maybe their......................Oh shit  never mind.

    Posted by AndyJ    United States   02/02/2006  at  07:13 AM  

  3. Elephant Malt Liquor is pretty damn good beerstoyou  The original is still made in Denmark,the red under licence in Canada. threebeers

    Posted by kingaljr    United States   02/02/2006  at  07:21 AM  

  4. I was going to stock up on Sam Adams beer this weekend, but I haven’t had a Tuborg or a Carlsburg in a long time.  Time to expand my horizons.

    Yeah, the Elephant Malt is very good—if memory serves.

    Posted by MAJ Mike    United States   02/02/2006  at  08:15 AM  

  5. I’m on board, Cap’n! And also, as you mentioned yesterday, don’t forget to “Have/Eat a Danish”!

    http://www.angelfire.com/oz2/remyolson/rcj.htm

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/02/2006  at  08:28 AM  

  6. Then, for those, whose tastes in Adult Beverages range beyond beer, there is always Aalborg Akvavit.

    And if you’re really into Doing the Viking Thing, then try some nice tasty lutefisk: sick barf

    http://netnet.net/~pineaire/Lutefisk.html

    Just another suggested accompiament for the :seahawks:  :steelers: event.

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   02/02/2006  at  08:42 AM  

  7. Akvavit is named for the sound most people make after they drink the stuff.

    Lutefisk is what’s on the floor.

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/02/2006  at  09:11 AM  

  8. I think the moosie-fascist splodey-dope meal of the day is falafel with a side order of camel turdburgers…

    Found this over at our Goodfriends’ place, the Rottweiler Empire:

    http://drawmohammedweek.blogspot.com/

    Draw mohammed (or is that mahomet) week banghead  chasehatchet

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   02/02/2006  at  09:54 AM  

  9. But seriously, Folks! 

    I would prefer to face down the Islamofascists, on First Amendment stuff, armed with a better cause than a cartoon that insults Mohammed.  I wouldnt use the crucifix-in-urine ("Piss Christ") to argue for artistic funding OR artistic freedom. 

    Blasphemy shouldn’t be illegal, nor should insulting someone’s mother, but I don’t like it.  Why not take them on with a serious piece about Islamic expansionism BEFORE the Crusades?

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/02/2006  at  03:25 PM  

  10. Yeah, but is it necessary to kill people over it? 

    Let’s get real.  Too many of these clowns are using the cartoon affair as an excuse to continue with their business as usual—killing anyone who disagrees with their brand of 8th century culture.

    Posted by MAJ Mike    United States   02/02/2006  at  03:49 PM  

  11. MAJ: True, AND if our side acts sanely, it exposes their insanity more clearly.

    e.g. Which person is crazier, the man who becomes violent when told that his fly is open, or the one who is told that his Momma sells it on the street?  It’s irrelevant whether either is true or not.  cool smirk

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/02/2006  at  04:38 PM  

  12. Hear hear for Dansker bier!

    I worked in Copenhagen a bit, and boy howdy is that stuff good right there in Denmark! There was a place called Mousen og Elephanten (sp?), or The Mouse and The Elephant. Nondescript place in the middle of the block on an ordinary street. Three stories, candle lit, brick walls. On the 2nd or third floor was a bar with a carved wooden elephant’s head. The barkeep took a large, at least 1/2 liter, glass and put it under the trunk. He’s push down on one of the tusks and it dispensed Elephant Beer! Yehaw!

    We (a group of us from Boeing, working with some Scandinavian Airlines guys) would buy rounds. My turn was third. As I stood up to go get the rounds, damned if that floor didn’t jump up and hit me right in the snoot!

    I say “Drink a beer for Allah today!”

    cool smile

    Posted by Rickvid    United States   02/02/2006  at  04:44 PM  

  13. Rick, my man! such memories .. I didn’t get to try your beer, but I did enjoy the 25 cent bottles of Schweineken (sp?) with my girlfriend.

    buttercup.jpg

    OK .. so, what if she was a dog?

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/02/2006  at  05:20 PM  

  14. Oink, what kind of muttly is that? My avatar is my late beloved by all French Bulldog named Batly. Sure do miss that guy; he died on Halloween.

    He may have been a Frenchie, but he had the heart of a lion. downer

    Posted by Rickvid    United States   02/02/2006  at  08:08 PM  

  15. When you get to heaven may he be there to greet you. I eulogized my cat Simon by saying, “He had no malice in him. His mind was simple, but his heart was pure. Memorial contributions may be made by an act of kindness to a needy animal.” Remember, Batly had no unfinished business, no goodbyes to say.

    ***************************************
    Your “airline guys” weren’t flight attendants, were they?  When Ruth & I flew Lufthansa, we speculated if it was a ‘Steward’ job requirement that you had to be gay.

    tune Beautiful Beautiful Copenhagen, Salty Old Queen of the Sea tune

    OINK dances around the sty just like Danny Kaye

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/02/2006  at  08:24 PM  

  16. No, they were training and video guys like me.

    Posted by Rickvid    United States   02/02/2006  at  08:37 PM  

  17. Juuuust kidding! Luftwaffe (sp?) was the best airline I ever flew. 

    They had morning wake-up & stretch/isometric exercises you could do in your seat.  They were on video.

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/02/2006  at  08:43 PM  

  18. http://oldcatman-2.blogspot.com/

    Check out OCM’s memorial to SUNNY-D, his rooster.

    I’m caring for 8 pets plus feeding uncounted wild birds and assorted vermin.  I have 92 acres of junkland. I try to creata a ‘cruelty/starvation-free zone’ where I live.  Nature sucks, in this regard.

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/03/2006  at  10:18 AM  

  19. Hi guys. Been away for a while.
    Have you seen the contribution the Dutch have madeclap
    Warning: Keyboard alert!! when you see the 4th picture. party

    Posted by DWMF    Switzerland   02/03/2006  at  02:07 PM  

  20. Welcome back, DWMF.  Don’t be a stranger.

    wink

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   02/03/2006  at  06:40 PM  

  21. Yes, DWMF.
    OCM: You’re feeding .. what? Jurassic Park?

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/03/2006  at  06:59 PM  

  22. You should invite visitors; like the original Jurassic Park, it would solve both the money and food problem. snake

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/04/2006  at  09:36 AM  

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