Christmas Gift Idea #21

Posted by The Skipper

on 12/04/2006 at 12:33 PM ${lang:my_avatar}$

Ah and so! More to enjoy than just the flavor.

Posted by Officer Pupp 12/04/2006 at 10:53 PM ${lang:my_avatar}$

There is one sneaky, hidden danger with these edible underthingies… If y’all fall asleep, before the eatin’ (and everything else) is done, you’re gonna get invaded by mass hordes of sugar ants. Ants in your pants, and indeed, everywhere else…

The only cure is to burn the bedsheets and douse you privates liberally with insecticide. Worse than catchin’ crabs in some “exotic” port of call, along with the expected penicillin-resistant STDs… This is obviously a UN-inspired enviro-commie-islamo-fascist plot to kill off young, oversexed (normal) American adults. Terrorism at its worst. Buyer beware.

Posted by Rat Patrol 12/05/2006 at 01:08 PM ${lang:my_avatar}$

Besides, that candy bra, the depicted goodies hidin’ behind it are just way too small.... Little teeny, tiny, teat-ies… A pirate’s dream, a sunken chest. ARRRRHHHHHH!!!

Posted by Rat Patrol 12/05/2006 at 01:10 PM ${lang:my_avatar}$

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