Caption Contest
Geek: “I says that by removing the shrink-wrap that I’ve just agreed to be towel-boy at Bill’s Mansion. Am I a gullible dork!” (preparing to smash it on the floor)
BillBorg: “We may be losing money on each one, but we’ll make up for it in volume!” clap clap “Is that a Windows user with a rifle and scope taking aim at me?”
Posted by Oink
11/24/2005 at 01:47 PM
nepitism,i say
nepitism
nepitism
nepitismthank god for nepitism
Posted by l j
11/24/2005 at 05:01 PM
Gates: There’s a sucker born every minute.
Geek with Xbox: What operating system does this thing use?
Gates: Who cares. You got your Xbox at fire sale prices now shut up and buy some games.
Geek with Xbox: ????
Gates: Shut your pie hole, you slack jawed, sloped forehead, mouth breather. I now own your soul. So buy some games.
Geek with Xbox: Losing some of the orgasmic delight he once had lowers the Xbox to the floor.
Gates: Get your ass over to the game section and buy, buy, buy.
Geek with Xbox: Geek starts to run away but appears to be held in place by an unseen force.
Gates: Your lack of faith disturbs me (sounds of small neck bones being broken).
Geek with Xbox: Grabs at throat while making choking noises.
Gate’s Lawyer: Sire, if you delete him it will adversely effect your profits by 0.000001%.
Gate’s Lawyer: Grabs at throat while making choking noises.
Giant Penguins: Attack in the name of Linus.Keep holding it over your head to keep it cool or it will crash. - Apparently, you can’t lay the power supply (transformer) on the floor or it overheats and causes the XBOX 360 to crash repeatedly.
Posted by MJS
11/25/2005 at 01:30 AM
Don’t worry the next release will work......
As much of a gamer as my husband is, he’s not running to the stores to get this one. Course part of it is cause he leaves for deployment soon but still...he’s planning on waiting till the hype dies down (or if he can find it cheaper during deployment...)
11/25/2005 at 04:27 AM
