Fellow Seals, There is a school of thought out there that just because we have web feet we are not cute too!
Well, we should not fall for that bait. We must not shrimp away from our duties. We must dive deeper, swim faster to show those naysayers that we are not a lazy grouper.
We must show those blowfishes that they have no planketon on which to stand and that they are just Otterly ridiculous.
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Have I got a whale of a story to tell you!
Sorry Skipper, I just couldn’t resist!
I hate to be a killjoy BUT-that’s a SEA LION-not a SEAL.
Caption:Well, Two sharks swim into a sandbar…
I was looking over the plans for the siege on Fort Atlantis and I feel that if we can exploit the Dauphin Battery we could be in like finn!
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Our next number we would like to do a selection from REO Speedwagen from their album entitled “You can tune a piano, but you can’t tunafish”
I hope this gets your seal of approval!
I hope these don’t get me canned from the blog!?
Tim C
GROAN! C’mon! You folks can do better than that, can’t you? Now, let’s all raise our flippers in a salute to Chicken Of The Sea!
Friends, Sealions and Pinnipeds, lend me your ears…
If you guys can’t come up with better sea lines than that, I’m gonna set this blog to play the theme song from “Flipper” in the background all day!
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he’s near!
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
YIKES! Be careful where you point that! It might go off!
At least this li’l feller is having a much beter day than his relatives who seem to be having a little Orca problem…
LC RP
Revandryn, MY favorite groups are Steely Dan & Crosby, Stills, & Nash.
See, you’re not old