Brain Strainer

 

1. Son of a bitch! It WORKS!

   Posted by Macker       04/02/2005  at  08:04 AM  



2. OK, so you get your full number. Of course, it’s just an algebra trick - you’re multiplying the first 3 figures by 10000 to move them left, then adding the last four digits:
   So, if a is the first three digits, b the last four and x the full number, you change the steps into an equation:

   x = {(80a + 1)250 + 2b - 250}/2

   You can them simplify down the equation:

   x = (20000a + 250 + 2b - 250)/2

   x = (20000a + 2b)/2

   x = 10000a + b

   Quod erat demonstrandum.
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   OK so WTF is it to you that I Googled it, then cut&pasted it? Think you’re so goddam smart?

   

   Posted by Oink       04/02/2005  at  08:11 AM  



3. Oink:  everybody likes a “little ass.” Nobody likes a “smart ass!”

   Posted by Vilmar       04/02/2005  at  08:13 AM  



4. Cool........Oink- if your equation is right, you are too damn smart.......Yours truly barely made it through Algebra I & flunked Algebra II.........:(

   Posted by Dottie       04/02/2005  at  08:43 AM  



5. Vilmar: Why you don’t find donkeys in college.

   Dottie: Why women should stick to the kitchen and bedroom.

                          

   Posted by Oink       04/02/2005  at  08:49 AM  



6. OCM:

   1. lay off the bong so early in the morning
   2. look up your number in the phone to make sure it is correct
   3. follow instructions
   4. use a good calculator
   5. enter the right numbers

   Posted by Vilmar       04/02/2005  at  08:58 AM  



7. OCM: You’re supposed to use a calculator NOT your telephone.

   Wait till you see the long distance charge for that call to Vladivostok. 

   Posted by Oink       04/02/2005  at  08:59 AM  



8. Smart ass - oink, oink!!!

   Posted by Dottie       04/02/2005  at  09:03 AM  



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   Posted by Oink       04/02/2005  at  09:31 AM  



10. ”Or if you voted for John Kerry, stay on the phone and an operator will assist you, you pathetic retard.”

    Posted by Oink       04/02/2005  at  10:07 AM  



11. OldScatDude, try this:

    1- Key in any number

    2- Divide by your IQ

    You’ll get an error ‘cause you can’t divide by ZERO.

    The next president will be Jeb, then Laura, then Jenna, then Barb. Get used to it!

    HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

    

    Posted by Dubya       04/02/2005  at  11:34 AM  

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