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Posted by George W. Bush    United States   on 04/19/2005 at 01:44 AM   
 
  1. Awwwww!
    They’re cute aren’t they!

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp    United States   04/19/2005  at  03:32 AM  

  2. Hmmm…

    Cute…

    Bacon…

    and lettuce and tomato and cheese…

    Posted by Christopher    United States   04/19/2005  at  07:23 AM  

  3. Cute and tasty. That is a hard combination to beat.

    Posted by Yellow Dog    United States   04/19/2005  at  08:21 AM  

  4. Oink?

    (burp...)

    Posted by Christopher    United States   04/19/2005  at  09:28 AM  

  5. I think that Vilmar got custody of Oink during the divorce.

    Posted by Yellow Dog    United States   04/19/2005  at  09:35 AM  

  6. Oh dear… that means…

    Hello Stanley! Guess it’s just you and me bug boy… beerstoyou

    Posted by Christopher    United States   04/19/2005  at  09:48 AM  

  7. Stan’s army of “Minute-Pigs”?

    oh… hahahahahahaha.....

    Pork Power....  I’m dying here… Too funny!

    Posted by Phoenix    United States   04/19/2005  at  10:58 AM  

  8. It’s actually a good idea.  And maybe they should have a supply of pork and lard on planes as well.  Remember if these terrorists come in contact with a pig, they don’t get their 72 virgins.

    Posted by lisar915    United States   04/19/2005  at  11:28 AM  

  9. Which is why the IDF is dunking their rounds in pork fat…

    Posted by U2warrior05    United States   04/19/2005  at  12:09 PM  

  10. Minute-Pigs!

    Phoenix, you made my day! Now that phrase is going to rattle around my otherwise-roomy skull for the next week.

    Posted by Cheese_tensor    United States   04/19/2005  at  12:31 PM  

  11. Oh...sorry, Stan. Wrong credit.

    Minute-pigs....

    Posted by Cheese_tensor    United States   04/19/2005  at  12:35 PM  

  12. Yeah!

    And...aren’t tortillas kinda similar to that flat middle-eastern bread (fallafa or whatever)? Corn vs wheat, but what does an oinker know?

    They could do double-duty on several species of undesirable.

    Patent it, OCM.

    “...And another seemingly insurmountable problem crumbles in the face of BMEWS ingenuity.”

    Posted by Cheese_tensor    United States   04/19/2005  at  01:25 PM  

  13. lisar

    There IS a reason that those 72 virgins are… virgins.

    Also, note that the Koran doesn’t specify the sex or even the species of virgin.

    I suspect that ‘camel-humper’ is not just a figure of speech.

    Posted by Christopher    United States   04/19/2005  at  03:12 PM  

  14. oinker?

    Where IS Oink?

    Posted by Christopher    United States   04/19/2005  at  03:13 PM  

  15. OMG- Oink’s back.........and he brought friends!!!!!!

    Posted by Dottie    United States   04/19/2005  at  03:31 PM  

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