Around The World In Eighty Moonbats

 

1. Allan

   Maybe you missed the news. In Florida, cremation results in an automatic autopsy.

   Terri was autopsied. Results, to the public, are pending.

   It appears that the Florida Legislature actually passed a law that the Florida judiciary didn’t unilaterally overrule.

   Now, would someone please impeach the faux judge Greer?

   BTW, would you change the chant? Tired of hearing ‘Who’s in the White House’ every time my cursor gets near the address bar…

   Posted by Christopher       04/03/2005  at  12:11 PM  



2. Re: Mehmet Ali Agca

   I have to say that the Pope is/was a better man than I…

   If Mehmet Ali Agca had gut shot me twice… I would NOT have forgiven him in prison a couple of years later…

   Oh no… my boys would have

   [CENSORED}

   Posted by Christopher       04/03/2005  at  12:17 PM  



3. Chris, whenever I used to complain to my mother about a pain and I’d say, “it hurts when I do “this,"” she’d tell me, “then don’t do that.”

   May I respectfully recommend, “don’t let your cursor get near the address bar.” (technically, the image of Batty.  He like’s singing that.)

   Posted by Vilmar       04/03/2005  at  12:20 PM  



4. Chris: the autopsy was done and we’ll know the results in 3-4 weeks but the main evidence (the corpse) is now gone up in smoke.

   As for the tune, it’s just Batty celebrating. Keep your mouse away from him and you won’t hear that delightful little tune.

    

   Posted by The Skipper       04/03/2005  at  12:28 PM  



5. You are slipping. I was disapointed to find the link to the BBC didn’t include pictures women in T-shirts and knickers. Please refer this comment to your customer relations department.

   Posted by yatalli       04/03/2005  at  12:34 PM  



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   Posted by The Skipper       04/03/2005  at  12:41 PM  



7. When I hear certain people stirring up a ruckus about how their women are dressed in public, I wonder what those same people think about belly dancers.

   For that matter, I never heard that any of them objected to seeing anyone else’s women in any state of undress.

   If memory serves, everybody else’s women used to be kidnapped for the Sultan’s harem, among others.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       04/03/2005  at  02:33 PM  



8. As for the Village Voice, it has long since sunk to the status of a poorly-orchestrated fart in B-flat.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       04/03/2005  at  02:35 PM  



9. YATALLI:

   Thank you for your complaint that has given us the deliciously tasteful “pink” response.

   Posted by DR@HDfixit       04/03/2005  at  03:18 PM  



10. The autopsy report will be released to “The Husband” and only the husband. It will not be public information unless “He” releases it. Or the National Enquirer pays enough for it.

    Posted by DR@HDfixit       04/03/2005  at  03:32 PM  



11. Of course if Terri had been someone who murdered an entire family and was on death row, the left would be all weepy about her.

    Posted by Oink       04/03/2005  at  08:37 PM  



12. Yes, Oink, for in that case, they would perceive some sort of fellow traveler.

    

    Posted by Tannenberg       04/04/2005  at  07:31 AM  

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