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Ark unto this!

 
 

And just for fun ... while Noah may have been the first environmental conservator, saving the animals two by two, he was by no means a tree hugger. The bible tells us the ark was made of gopher wood, and the original ship would have used a forest of it. Gopher wood is never mentioned again in the bible, or anywhere else for that matter. I guess he used all of it. Every last tree.

Sure, sure, errors in translation. Maybe, maybe not. Maybe he was just a redneck, and kept sending his sons to the lumberyard. “Shem, take the cart, and gopher wood.” LOL



Posted by Drew458    United States   on 11/24/2009 at 12:56 PM   
 
  1. “And he kept telling the rabbits ‘only two, only two’.

    —Bill Cosby.

    The reason gopher wood is never mentioned again is because gopher trees didn’t survive the Flood. LOL

    But, as you say, could be a mis-translation. Gopher wood just mean ‘go for’ whatever wood you can get, boys. We need to build this Ark STAT!

    An interesting post. Thanks Drew.

    Posted by Christopher    United States   11/24/2009  at  03:12 PM  

  2. Some people have WAAAY too much time on their hands.

    Posted by Rich K    United States   11/24/2009  at  03:20 PM  

  3. Interesting - love the jokes - and yes Rick K - some people have too much time and money on their hands - send some this way please!

    Posted by wardmama4    United States   11/24/2009  at  03:33 PM  

  4. Would really like to visit that. Frustrating to know that it’s so darn close to where we are, but just can’t go.  Maybe next year sometime. Who knows.

    Posted by peiper    United Kingdom   11/24/2009  at  04:18 PM  

  5. That’s an impressive boat, any way you look at it.  These days, with Iran and North Korea on the nuclear warpath, it would need to be an underground, reinforced concrete ark.

    Posted by John C    United States   11/24/2009  at  08:37 PM  

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