Eez microwave shonk! Eez problem? Gret wit gharlic! Chipotli not bad, nither.
Muslam ha! HaHa! Everyone know all good Elbonians follow one true religion of Yazidi-Zoroastrian-Buddist Enlightened branch of Gnostic sect of Assyrian Christian Church of the East. Is only BAD third cousin branch of family on mother-in-law’s side, known as limp-rististanis, who follow heretical beliefs of perverted camel thief. Hats is different, beards is different, no elegant cuisines of skunk d’nuke, wrong kind of mud used to build hovels - how can proper thinking persons be confused these too peeples?