A Worthy Cause

 

1. It’s Friday and I’m on vaca today. I think I figured out whats wrong w/Jimmy. It’s the same malady that afflicted the great Roman Caesars and today can be still found predominantly in the inner cities but also in the hinderlands and peanut farms surrounding Atlanta. Check out the symptoms below and see if it’s a fit, the good news is it shouldn’t be long from here on out:

   Late Stage
   The latent (hidden) stage of syphilis begins when secondary symptoms disappear. Without treatment, the infected person will continue to have syphilis even though there are no signs or symptoms; infection remains in the body. In the late stages of syphilis, it may subsequently damage the internal organs, including the brain, nerves, eyes, heart, blood vessels, liver, bones, and joints. This internal damage may show up many years later. Signs and symptoms of the late stage of syphilis include difficulty coordinating muscle movements, paralysis, numbness, gradual blindness, and dementia. This damage may be serious enough to cause death.

   Posted by Gizmo       05/05/2006  at  07:51 AM  



2. Did he pass it to his wife and at least one of his kids? At least we don’t hear s**t from Amy, the daughter who had the fear of nukular weapons way back in 1980!

   Posted by Macker       05/05/2006  at  08:07 AM  



3. Jimmah “Peanut Boy” Carter must have ingested too many rotten peanute (and bad ice cubes) in his formative years. The “nucular” radiation from the sub reactors, then the UFOs, and then the killer wabbits must have all conspired to launch ole Jimmah into the twilight zone of advanced senility.  He definitely needs a big ole southern hospitality sized serving of STFU stew.

   Short of passing on to the next dimension, the best way he can serve the USA is to simply fade into a well deserved obscurity.

   Posted by Rat Patrol       05/05/2006  at  09:15 AM  



4. What riles me about Carter isn’t how bad a president he was; it’s how bad a former president he is. His belief in his moral superiority has set him free of the constraint every former president up to him had observed: to speak no ill of his successors. But Holier-Than-Thou-Jimmy needn’t pay attention to a silly old custom like that. Especially not now that he has a Nobel Prize, just like Yasser Arafat.

   Posted by Francis W. Porretto       05/05/2006  at  12:03 PM  

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