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George Wendt?
Posted by Chris W.
08/03/2004 at 02:36 PM
Sorry, I don’t get it. Who is George Wendt?
Centurion Guard, hell...Chicken Sexer....that’s the job for me! Where do I sign up?
Posted by Martyr73
08/03/2004 at 04:27 PM
Norm from Cheers.
Posted by al
08/03/2004 at 07:50 PM
Chick sexer, an honorable profession, requires that you blow on the ass of a days old chick and determine whether if will lay eggs or lay chicks in its future. Farmers do not want to waste feed on things that don’t lay eggs.
Job pays very well.Posted by Walter E. Wallis
08/03/2004 at 07:57 PM
That’s a relief, for a moment there I thought they were paying folks to have sex with chickens. Most have had the French on my mind…
Posted by Ric Brandt
08/03/2004 at 08:17 PM
Vilmar,
If you continue to attack me and my loyal readers you may find yourself out on the street. Leave Barb and the others alone. Final warning!
Caesar
Caesar,
BITE ME!
I will not be intimidated by the likes of anyone who was unable to hold his empire together and allowed it to fall into a massive pit of depravity highlighted by morals-free behavior, barb-arism (hehehe, pun intended!) and wanton slaughter of slaves in games with wild animals.
I HAVE SPOKEN!
---signed--
Benvevolent DictatorChicken sexer??? Aren’t all chickens female, the rooster being the boyfriend??
I would bet Barb would just love that centurion job- she could strut around all day yelling “How could Caesar desert me”. BTW- has anyone heard from her since she went off on her own blog?
Posted by Dottie
08/03/2004 at 11:11 PM
I’m still here. I was in “beautiful” Chi-town attending a conservative “MEET-UP”. Rummy’s gonna’ be visiting Chicago on Friday. The moonbats DO have something planned. Some of us are thinking of spoiling those plans.
annoyinglittletwerp.blogspot.com is hosting a contest to pick a theme song for the Illinois State GOP. The winner will receive a BEAUTIFUL “Right Wing Extremists/ProtestWarrior” coffee mug*** The winner will be picked by a star-chamber of MY choosing. Must be a REAL song, not a parody. For example: SHIP OF FOOLS by INXS
Btw VILMAR. You BITE ME! Cubbies won-5-3 over the Rockies. Caesar is like, sooo gonna rip you a new one. Just wait!!
BARB(Imperial Centurion Extraordinaire)*** Unless the winner has some silly name like Dottie or Vilmar-in which case the prize will be more “baseball oriented."hehehehe
Posted by annoying little twerp
08/04/2004 at 05:20 AM
Hmmm, I posted this to the wrong entry last night so let’s try again.
Can someone explain to me what George Wendt (Norm from Cheers) have to do with this post?
I do not own a TV and have never watched the show so I am clueless what was meant.
Ok Vilmar, Norm was the guy who was always at the end of the bar, had a nowhere type job, was what some people would call fat, was never there if the wife called and had the all you can eat buffet at the Hungry Hefer nightly.(kinda like Micheal Moore) He was also had a keen sense of humor and a sharp wit.(unlike Micheal Moore).
The guy in the centurian get up looks a lot like him…
Posted by Ric Brandt
08/04/2004 at 07:59 AM
AAHH!! Thank you, Ric!
Still sounds as if I am not missing anything by not having TV. Still waiting for the day when all homes are wired and I can choose my channels. I can not see paying $40 a month for Fox News and the History Channel, though.
Well Cheers is history, old history by TV standards actually. Was one of the better comedies.
I too find the boop tube marginally useful. However got a wife and a 13 year old so we get our monies worth from the cable company I guess.
There are times I have to fight the urge to shoot them (the TV’s).
Posted by Ric Brandt
08/04/2004 at 11:53 AM
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