A Laff For Your Tuesday

 

1. Lawyer: Now Sir, did you witness my client bite off the plaintiff’s ear?

   Witness: Well, not exactly…

   Lawyer: SO, You did not actually see my client bite off the plaintiff’s ear, yes or no

   Witeness: Well ...no.

   Lawyer: Then, Sir, what made you come forward and accuse my client?

   Witness: Well, I saw him spit it out.

   (MORAL:  YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP)

   Posted by Oink       02/01/2005  at  08:52 AM  



2. (while we’re on the subject of The Law)

   OH GOODY!    Michael Jackson’s child molestation trial is beginning.     

   I just knew something was missing from my life since Scott Peterson was convicted! 

   The good news is that race shouldn’t be an issue.  In fact I believe his species is very much up in the air.  All that is lacking to complete his “look” is bolts coming out of the sides of his neck.

   Posted by Oink       02/01/2005  at  10:00 AM  

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