A-Hunting We Will Go
Good one Skipper - can we make it happen?
Now that’s funny! Maybe his aim will be better.
Any bag limit on Clintons? So far they’ve been a Protected Species.
Two words came to mind.
Buckshot
BeastAnother thought....it would never work…
Hildabeast would scare the quail
Wait! she would perhaps make a fantastic hunting dogah k...I have to stop ...my mind is working overtime here
Posted by SouthernDoll
02/18/2006 at 03:08 PM
Posted by Oink
02/18/2006 at 03:11 PM
I wonder, would Bill act as the bird dog and point out the Shrillery Beast? Hmmm.....
While OINK awaits the Robot Decision, sweating like a ... uno-what… Lets have some Cheney Music by Tom Lehrer
THE HUNTING SONG
I always will remember
Twas a year ago November
I went out to hunt some deer
On a morning bright and clear
I went and shot the maximum
The game laws would allow
Two game wardens, seven hunters and a cow
I was in no mood to trifle
I took down my trusty rifle
And went out to stalk my prey
What a haul I made that day
I tied them to my fender
And I drove them home somehow
Two game wardens, seven hunters and a cow
The law was very firm it
Took away my permit
The worst punishment I ever endured
It turned out there was a reason
Cows were out of season
And one of the hunters wasn’t insured
People ask me how I do it
And I say there’s nothing to it
You just stand there looking cute
And when something moves you shoot (BANG!)
And there’s ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now
Two game wardens, seven hunters and a cow
Yes the law was very firm it
Took away my permit
The worst punishment I ever endured
It turned out there was a reason
Cows were out of season
And one of the hunters wasn’t insured
People ask me how I do it
And I say there’s nothing to it
You just stand there looking cute
And when something moves you shoot (BANG! OW!)
And there’s ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now
Two game wardens, seven hunters
And a pure-bred Guernsey cow!Posted by Oink
02/18/2006 at 05:21 PM
Let Teddy drive the game.
"I wonder, would Bill act as the bird dog and point out the Shrillery Beast? Hmmm.....”
Only if he is told there is also an Intern hiding in dem Bushes…
No, thank you! I hear about how the Bush-haters need to squeegee off their monitors when posting, but I seldom get to see one here. Going after his wife and family—even the Godfather left personal family out. How sickeningly pathetic.
You like history? Read this:
On September 3, 1658, Oliver Cromwell died and was buried at Westminster Abbey. After abortive attempts by his son, Richard Cromwell, to govern as Lord Protector, Charles II was called back from exile to resume the monarchy. In 1661 Oliver Cromwell’s body was exhumed from its grave and hung at Tyburn. Then his head was cut off and put on public display for nearly 20 years outside Westminster Hall.
I bet that sounds like fun to you. Maybe you could find out when some of the President’s ancestors are buried!Level with us—you got a little wood typing your P.O.S. didn’t you? Goddamn! it must have been hard typing it one-handed! You’re so repulsive I don’t even advise you to get help. Just go away.
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Skipper: I know we usually tolerate Trolls for their entertainment value. Could we make an exception for the sake of our stomachs, and blow this little slime outta here?OTHER BMEWS-ers, I KNOW IT’S DIFFICULT, BUT COULD YOU NOT ANSWER THIS PSEUDO-TROLL?
I THINK HE WANTS ATTENTION, BUT I’M AFRAID TO GET TOO CLOSE TO HIM TO FIND OUT. And I dealt with a decaying body in VietNam.Posted by Oink
02/20/2006 at 03:44 AM
Aw, geeze, Oink. I was gonna tell this maroon about old Joe Kennedy and how he was recalled as ambassador to Britain because of hs nazi sympathies during the war. How he got Bobby a job on the McCarthy committee and how JFK blew his chance of the 1956 Vice Presidential nomination by being the only Dem not to vote or make a statement in favor of the censure of McCarthy. Indeed Eugene McCarthy was the godfather of Robert Kennedy’s first child and had dated two of the Kennedy sisters.
The screed itself is out of date and indicates the morass in which some folks are determined to dwell. Perhaps I’d point out that a parrot doesn’t unlearn what to say. There wasn’t an original thought in the whole thing.
However, I’ll take your point and not dignify this manure spreader with a reply. You’re right, of course.
That poor parrot is still involved in the election before last. He learned his phrases and talking points very well. Unfortunately they’re of no further use. Put a blanket over his cage and let him take a nap.
This isn’t funny. It is said that the worst punishment in hell is the sight of demons. Dottie sees things in the hospitalERthat would have me puking my guts; but they are just the human body, holy and a temple, seen under the wrong context. Plus suffering and fear and loss.
This thing was evil. Spite, malice and hatred right out of the 9th pit. Decent folk shouldn’t have to see it.
No funny retorts, I’m not in the mood. I MEAN IT!
Posted by Oink
02/20/2006 at 01:20 PM
