show me the way to go home, i’m tired and i wanna go to bed. i had a little drink about an hour ago

So then. Watcha think?

Will this bring back Polish jokes?


· Mikolaj Tomaszewski, 38, drinking all afternoon in Gielniow, Poland
· Called son Juliusz, told him to cycle to the pub then drive him home
· Told police he lets eight-year-old practice driving at the weekends
· Juliusz lost control, went into other lane, hit one car then another
· All cars written off and five people taken to hospital with cuts and bruising


As the eight-year-old struggled behind the wheel of the Opel Corsa, he pulled in front of a car coming the other way at a crossing.

The collision sent them flying across the road into a third car.

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Posted by peiper    United Kingdom   on 02/17/2014 at 05:57 AM   
  1. My Dad taught us all how to drive (I was 9) at the local cemetery - as he had serious diabetes and was afraid we all would die if he lost consciousnesses. 1 - after learning we did more ‘driving’ practice using the jeep around the farm (learned to do a stick shift there), 2 - we never actually drove on a street at all until we got our licenses (he had already passed away).

    Stupid man (isn’t there a Mrs. Stupid whom he could have called) who drank himself even more stupid and then let his son do a stupid thing - who was either too stupid or cowardly to do the right thing.

    I hope that all the people involved in this crash - sues the heck out of Stupid Man - so that he can no longer afford to drink ever again.

    Posted by wardmama4    United States   02/17/2014  at  09:25 AM  
  2. You’d have to be ‘blackout’ drunk to think this was a good idea.

    Posted by Christopher    United States   02/17/2014  at  01:52 PM  
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