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calendar   Wednesday - December 29, 2004

When I Thought I’d Heard It All

Just when I thought I’d heard it all or that it was all made up, I realized I will never cease to be amazed!

I thought this was stuff of urban legends and great exaggerations but.................

Yesterday I took my mother shopping.  On the way home she told me about having seen this boy (about 8 years old or so) in the store talking on his cell phone to his mom about what kind of sugar she wanted him to get.

OK.  So far, plausible but irritating as hell.  Jesus Christ, is shopping so difficult the mere act of buying sugar is relegating to the cellular wavelengths to make sure it is done correctly?

Anyway, he was going in my mom’s direction anyway so she just followed behind him, looking for her own stuff. She turns the corner and who does she spot?  The kid.  Talking to his mother (in person this time!) He had been only two aisles over!!!

Good Christ almighty.  Has the world come to this point where kids are so damned lazy they can’t just walk to where their moms are and ask her the question?  I guess not.  They need to use a cell phone.  Go ahead, say it.

Go on, it’s OK.

Alright, I’ll say it for you.

“THAT’S WHY KIDS TODAY ARE GETTING SO FAT.  THE LITTLE FUCKS MAKE NO EFFORT TO GET EXERCISE!”

I can just imagine what goes on in their house:

MOM:  dialing phone.  Ring-ring.  Hi, Johnny, this is your mom.  Will you hurry up in the bathroom?  I need to use it.”

Johnny:  “Gimme a break, mom.  I just got in here.  Call Sally.  She’s in the bathroom downstairs.”

GRRRRR!!!!!!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 12/29/2004 at 06:59 AM   
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