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calendar   Wednesday - March 09, 2005

What HORSE CRAP!!

Did you know that this is “STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN WEEK”?

What I want to know is:

1.  Do they mean stop the week called violence against women in which we’d then assume it IS “VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN” week and men go around beating up women this week (which they want to stop?)

Wouldn’t that be like asking, “Have you stopped beating your wife?” There’s no right answer!  grin

2.  If this is truly a week dedicated to stopping violence against women does it mean we can start up beating them up again next week?  Does it apply only to this week.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Sorry, but this is nothing but a bunch of politically correct horseshit, bullshit, femi-nazi shit and pure chickenshit.

Check out this “pulled out of their anus” quote:

Nearly three quarters (72%) believe that violence against women—defined as domestic violence; acts of sexual assault, such as rape; stalking; and, verbal, physical, and emotional abuse...receives too little attention.

What they don’t tell you is what defines “verbal and emotional abuse.” I’ll be willing to bet that if a guy habitually forgets his wife’s birthday or yells at her after she’s been nagging him to clean out the garage and he wants to watch football---well, that’s probably considered emotional or verbal abuse to these dames.

Here’s another little turd nugget:

Approximately seven in ten women (77%) and men (64%) said they know or have known someone in an abusive relationship and approximately six in ten say that they know a woman who has been sexually assaulted.

Well, DUH!!!!!!!!!  I know lots of women.  I also know one who’s been assaulted.  Many other people know her, too.  Just what the fuck does a statistic like that prove?  It’s like asking the question: “how many people do you need to get through to talk to the President?” Hell, I can do it with 1 phone call.  But does that mean anything?  No! Yet the way it is written one is supposed to come to the conclusion that over 60% of women have been assaulted.  Again, to those who use their brains, this won’t happen but we have too many sheeple out there who will remember that statistic.  Oh, and funny how they say that “approximately 7 in 10” yet use a number like 64.  When I was in school you rounded UP with 5 or higher.  In this case it should be “6 in 10.”

I couldn’t read any more.  My pistol was nearby and I was afraid I’d shoot my monitor.

Go get enraged yourself.  Maybe I missed something.  I doubt it.

You gotta love the title of the site:  MANHUNT.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/09/2005 at 01:11 PM   
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Weird Wednesday

bat Natural selection strikes again.  Four guys enter a tequila drinking contest.  One drinks 50 shots. The others a bit less.  One died.

Good.  Let’s hope he didn’t procreate before he kicked off.

bat Remember Bobby Fischer, the chess whiz?  He’s in Japan awaiting extradition to the US.  He apparently didn’t like his breakfast He’s in solitary.

I wonder if they gave him a chess board for companionship?•••

bat Before you go to the library you better take a shower.

bat I’ve always known that animals lick their cuts and bruises in order to make them better.  Something about the salvia containing some sort of amino acids (or something) that inhibit bleeding and promote healing.

But if you are a football player and cut your knee do you want your coach licking it? YECH!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/09/2005 at 06:09 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - March 08, 2005

This Is Too Much!!

Found this on Best of the Web.

Incredible!

Some asshats in Oregon run one of those Birkenstock wearing, granola munching, tree hugging hotels and they state they welcome diversity, But......................they will not permit:

SMOKERS
PETS
FOLKS TRAVELING IN A HUMMER
FOLKS WHO VOTED FOR BUSH & HIS NATURE DESTRUCTIVE POLICIES

Hey, look, it’s their business to deny admittance to whomever they want.  I object to their hypocritical claim that they welcome diversity.  They are liars.

Check them out!

Send them


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/08/2005 at 09:01 AM   
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Being Online……… and You

A couple f days ago I blogged about internet surfing at work.

Here’s another thing you need to be careful of:  using IM while watching some buildings burn down and making comments to the effect that you enjoy watching it do so such that you’d even contribute some gasoline to keep it going-------and those buildings are in a Black neighborhood.

Dumbasses.

Look, I love watching shit burn.  I don’t care what it is.  The bigger the fire the better.  But if people’s lives are at stake---come on!

These assclowns are just that, assclowns.

However, some people are never satisfied no matter what the punishment.  Some of the cops got 15 day suspensions w/o pay.

“Fifteen days is like a vacation. A lot of people get two-week, three-week vacations. What about the people who lost their jobs?” concerned citizen Sherman Collins said.”

As soon as someone can point out the relevance to me of why a cop needs to lose his job because of some comments about something he could nothing about, maybe I’d understand.

Now, had it been a fireman who made those comments AND did nothing to put it out...........that’s another story.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/08/2005 at 08:49 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - March 06, 2005

Score One For The Good Guys

Remember the asshole who refuses to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance?  There’s a recall effort underway to boot his ass out and a judge says, “sure, that’s fine.  You can do that.” He’s pissed.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/06/2005 at 08:32 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - March 05, 2005

Morning After Prayer

Dear God, please tell me what I missed. I know I passed out about 3:00am but when I awoke, this is what I saw. Please, God. Tell me what I missed. Tell me I had some of this last night. Please ....

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Posted by Yellow Dog   United States  on 03/05/2005 at 10:14 PM   
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calendar   Wednesday - March 02, 2005

E.T. Needs Penis Enlargement?

Not satisfied with spamming every freaking e-mail box in the entire world, now advertisers can send their crap into deep space.

E.T. responds by creating large spam filter and bulk folder on moon.

And you wonder why other lifeforms out there are ignoring us ....?


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 03/02/2005 at 03:18 AM   
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calendar   Monday - February 28, 2005

Defective Tin-Foil Hat Alert

“They did this to Malcolm X and Martin Luther King. They’re trying to do this to Michael. This is the way they bring him down. They don’t want him to be powerful.”

-- SUSIE MUMPFIELD, 23, telling The Washington Post why she stands vigil outside the courthouse where MICHAEL JACKSON is being tried for child abuse.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 09:04 PM   
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There She Goes ….

.... “Miss HIV Stigma Free”.

What the f**k? Did I read that right?

Yes, in Botswana, which has one of the highest AIDS infection rate in the world with a third of the population infected. And these fucktards are having a freaking beauty pageant and all contestants must be AIDS-infected women?

UNBELIEVABLE!

“We are saying here we are, we are HIV positive and it doesn’t mean it’s the end of the line,” 33 year old reigning Miss HIV Kgalalelo Ntsepe told Reuters in her cluttered one room cottage, where she displays trophies of her win in 2003.

No, what it means is that Miss Ntsepe will be dead as a doornail in a few years because she had unsafe unprotected sex in a country where men consider condom use as demeaning to their manhood. Some of these men even go so far as to believe superstitions that condoms cause impotence.

DIP-SHITS!

“It may just be a pageant, but it is important because it brings together people with HIV who are open about their status,” said Brad Ryder, spokesman for the African Comprehensive HIV/AIDS Programme.

FOR GOD’S SAKE! They don’t need a pageant. They need an education .. or a good solid whack up side of their head. Can you imagine Europeans in 14th century Paris or London having a “Miss Black Plague Pageant”? Strutting across the stage with their flesh rotting and falling off in chunks? Me neither.

Most of the problems we are seeing in the world today are caused by people who are still living in the 11th century instead of the 21st. They are guided by superstition and fleshly pursuits with no regard for the consequences of their actions. They are stupid as hell and show no sign of wanting to get smart any time soon. Whether it’s Arab terrorists blowing themselves up to get their virgins or idiots in Africa screwing anything that moves, it’s all the same. The world is currently suffering from an epidemic of stoopid.

And in the long, terrible story of human history stoopid has killed more people than all other causes of death combined. And that’s a fact. How do we treat people infected with stoopid? We don’t. We simply clear a wide space around them and stand clear while they remove their defective DNA from the gene pool.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 11:39 AM   
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Bizarre Bits

bat Don’t spews chunks when you read this over your cheerios this morning! 

Nasty!

I also saw that the 38 year old mother had a 22 year old son!  Immediately I thought, “low-life, trailer trash, Kiwi red necks.”

Then I thought some more.  50 years ago no one would have found anything wrong with that statement.  Women in many parts of the world were expected to marry early and start popping out babies.  Hell, I am one of those babies!  My mother married at 16 and had me a few months before her 18th birthday.  By 19 she’d had 2 kids.

Yet society has taken such a sudden turn for the worse that our first impressions of young mothers are now negative (sluts, loose girls, unmarried, uneducated, jobless.) How sad.

bat Staying in the Pacific theater, here’s another strange one:  a WIFE forces a man, at spear point, to have sex with a 13 year old.

Sorry, this one is too weird.  Headline:  Woman Goes On Trial For Rape Of Girl......... By Husband”

bat Back in the states we have a guy who likes to fuck cows.

Sick!!!

I guess we should feel a bit better knowing:

he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with a girlfriend or his wife

But I’ll bet his wife or girlfriend don’t feel too great right now.  Imagine that, knowing your spouse prefers a cow to you.  What’s that say about you???  I’ll bet those women will be seeking “counseling” soon.

bat This one is simple and does not take a rocket scientist to figure out.  The laws of physics are pretty simple:  if you drop a heavy object which you cherish from a great height and have not ensured that the object will not exceed the limits of the capability of the material securing said object from breaking, don’t drop it.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/28/2005 at 07:35 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - February 20, 2005

News Flash!

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Hunter S. Thompson
1937 - 2005


ASPEN, Colo
. - Hunter S. Thompson, the acerbic counterculture writer who popularized a new form of journalism in books like “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,” fatally shot himself Sunday night at his Aspen-area home, his son said. He was 67.

“Hunter prized his privacy and we ask that his friends and admirers respect that privacy as well as that of his family,” Juan Thompson said in a statement released to the Aspen Daily News.

Pitkin County Sheriff Bob Braudis, a personal friend of Thompson, confirmed the death to the News. Sheriff’s officials did not return calls to The Associated Press late Sunday.

Click here for background on Hunter S. Thompson & “gonzo journalism”.




Godfather Of The Blogosphere

In a sense, what we do here as bloggers qualifies as “gonzo journalism”. Here is how Hunter S. Thompson described this type of writing, “I don’t get any satisfaction out of the old traditional journalist’s view - I just covered the story. I just gave it a balanced view”. A few examples of gonzo journalists are George Plimpton and P.J. O’Rourke, both favorites of mine.

Bloggers on the internet, for the most part, are merely electronic extensions of gonzo journalism. We cover news stories and try to give it a balanced view by interjecting our own feelings and sometimes our personalities into the stories. We don’t try to hide our opinions and overall it makes for a more robust coverage of daily events than the MSM can ever provide, hiddden away in their ivory towers in New York and Los Angeles.

That is why I feel that Hunter Thompson is really the Godfather of the Blogosphere. It doesn’t get any weirder than this. I regret that Hunter Thompson felt the need to take his life. He has left a measurable heritage behind though. Stay tuned.

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
-- Hunter S. Thompson

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 02/20/2005 at 11:30 PM   
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calendar   Saturday - February 19, 2005

We Live In The Theater Of The Absurd

What was it Shakespeare said about life and theater?

“All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women, merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts…”

Or how about this?

Life’s but a walking shadow,
a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
and then is heard no more;
it is a tale told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Well, here’s a post full of idiots, players, fools and ultimately, nothing of merit.

bat Guess who’s being nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Bono!

Give me a fucking major league break!  Bono?!?!?!  Of U2??!?!

That pissant who can do nothing on his own unless he’s attached to some group or other important person?

And you wonder why I look upon the Nobel Committee with such disdain?

bat Only in San Francisco, I guess.

A guy is driving his car (only it’s identified as an SUV because that’s what the left likes to do now.  SUV are MEAN, GAS GUZZLING, ENVIRONMENT WRECKERS.  If it’s a pick-up or a station wagon or a hatchback they’re just called cars) and decides to throw his cigarette out the window.  It blows back in and “immediately" ignites burning the vehicle to the frame.

I’ve got a problem with this.  For one, a cigarette just CAN NOT do this unless there were highly flammable objects in the back seat to allow this seemingly spontaneous combustion.

What was in the back seat?  Is this guy making up a story to cover something else up?  Could there have been other cigarettes smoldering back there?

And why is he being charged for littering?  The cigarette never hit the street.  Unless now in California you can get arrested for “intent to litter?” If I were this guy I’d get a lawyer on the littering charge to find out if anyone else whose car burned up also got charged with littering.

Where is the investigative reporting for this?  Why weren’t these questions asked?  Fucking moonbats!

And the MSM wonders why we despise it.

I can just imagine how the leftist moonbats in the press in San Francisco would have titled this story. 

Go on, give us some ideas.  Show us your creativity in journalistic skills.

bat I Want My Property Rights

That’s what this guy must be thinking.  He is now in jail after unsuccessfully attempting to force out bad tenants.

Give him credit for creativity.

bat Show Us Your Tits!!!

At least that’s what these women are alleging their employers made them do-----to gorillas.

Yes, it’s in San Francisco again.  What the fuck is wrong with that city?  It’s worse than Sodom and Gomorrah. 

Go ahead and read this.

bat Homo Penguins In The News

First I posted this about queer penguins in Antarctica.

Then Allan posted this. (see the 9th link)

As a follow-up, I have this story about how homosexual groups around the world (no pun intended) are upset that the German Zoo mentioned in Allan’s post is trying to make the queer penguins “straight.” They have been:

“protesting at the zoo’s attempts to “cure” the penguins of their homosexuality. The zoo has been bombarded with threatening letters and phone calls saying that gay penguins have a “right to a free choice of partner”.

I could never have dreamed up the association between this woman’s name and her comments.  Life imitates art, I guess. Pronounce her name phonetically, with a “ooooo” sound.

“What we don’t know is whether our three male couples are, in fact, homosexual or whether they’ve only got together because of a dearth of females,” Mrs Kuuck said.

bat Wonder no more why I do not watch television.

From Germany we have researchers saying that TV causes 20,000 German deaths a year.

Hell, send them more Baywatch, Sex in the City, 24, Sopranos, Square Bob Sponge Pants (hehe) etc. and with any luck they’ll all be dead soon.  Then we can give the whole country to the homosexual penguins.

bat The scene:

Man:  “Honey, let’s go out to eat tonight.”

Woman: (unless you are in San Francisco and then it’s be another man) “OK, just let me change clothes.”

Man:  “No need.  Go as you are.”

Woman:  “Silly, I’ve already started changing and I’m naked.”

Man:  “That’s my point.”

bat Let this be a lesson to smart-asses at airports.

Mouth off at the ticket agent and your luggage gets blown to smithereens.

bat When you are overrun with Muslim wackoes it’s one thing.  But when you also have people like this, then maybe it is time for this country to be hit by a tsunami so it can be “cleansed.”


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/19/2005 at 07:58 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - February 17, 2005

A Nation of Crybabies and Counseling-Addicted

Not a week goes by where I do not read something about an occurrence at some school or some event that ends up hurting or killing people.  Hell, it happens every day.  But if you pay close attention you will see that many of these stories also add this little line: “grief counselors were standing by”

We started doing this at our schools years ago when some student met a grisly end.  Hell, they didn’t have grief counselors when my generation went to school and it is my generation running this country.  Somehow we got over all those “tragedies.” Hell, I recall when I was in high school, I also had a full time job in a factory.  Went to school 8-2 and worked 3-11 PM.  One day about 3:30 I hear a train whistle and thought, “hmmm, the train normally does not blow it’s horn when it comes by” (right behind the factory.) A few seconds later I hear the brakes screeching.  I walked out back to discover a 13 year old girl had been playing on the tracks.  Hers was a closed casket funeral.  No counselors at either the junior high or high schools.

Fast forward to today and kids get counseled if some pervert flops his dick out of his pants at the school fence.  Let some kid draw a picture which shows a fellow student with a gun pointed at his head and counsellors rush in like vultures on a dead possum.  It’s a fucking industry now.  It’s macabre. 

This counseling shit is weakening the fabric of our collective psyche.  We are growing a nation of co-dependants unable to deal with the stresses and strains of life on their own.

It disgusts me and has been a major force in the formulation of many of my intolerant attitudes.  I have no respect for people who are so weak that the littlest tragedy sends them running to a counselor for help.  It is why I so strongly favor strong chlorination of our gene pool.

So basically we’ve been doing this mind-fucking stuff to our kids for decades now.

The results?

Read this.

Here we have people who can not control themselves and go on shopping sprees racking up huge bills.  When the big bad wolf comes knocking on their doors, they go running to counselors for help.

And the counselors are screwing them over (because they are weak and stupid) which will now cause them to seek a different type of counselor who will probably abuse them sexually which will cause them to find another counselor who, if we are lucky, will advocate they kill themselves to spare society of their stupidity.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/17/2005 at 07:29 AM   
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Something’s Wrong With Our Kids

I just can not imagine this kind of crap being done back when I was a kid.  And if it were, the kid would be on a one-way ride to reform school.

Sick little bastards who only got probation.  If I were a parent in that area I would DEMAND to know where those little bitches were going to school and I would do everything in my power to alert every other parent of their actions.


A 12 year old girl kills her 9 year old sister but is only found out after nightmares which did not allow her to sleep caused her to admit to the act.

Over a hamburger.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 02/17/2005 at 06:59 AM   
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