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calendar   Wednesday - April 27, 2005

Err Amerika Under Fire

Well, well! It seems Al Franken and the gang at Err Amerika are in deep manure, based on this story at Blogs For Bush and reported by Drudge ....

As Drudge Reports:

The red-hot rhetoric over Social Security on liberal talkradio network AIR AMERICA has caught the attention of the Secret Service, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

Government officials are reviewing a skit which aired on the network Monday evening—a skit featuring an apparent gunshot warning to the president!

The announcer: “A spoiled child is telling us our Social Security isn’t safe anymore, so he is going to fix it for us. Well, here’s your answer, you ungrateful whelp: [audio sound of 4 gunshots being fired.] Just try it, you little bastard. [audio of gun being cocked].”

And Blogs For Bush has this to say:

I can only wonder if Al Franken suspected this would happen, and all this was a sick, twisted publicity stunt. Air America’s ratings are not all that good.

I can almost hear Franken whining in his annoying voice about free speech, claiming that the Bush Administration wants to shut them down.

It’s not going to work. Their programming still sucks… I don’t know how they think they can be taken seriously anymore—especially after this.

They ought to be ashamed of themselves. I am sure they’re not. They’re probably laughing, thinking George Soros will probably write them a big fat check now.

Al Franken is a perfect example of why abortion should continue .... at least until all of the asshat Liberals like him are finally extinct. I hope the Secret Service presses charges, the FBI shuts them down and George Soros contracts syphilis. In a perfect world, all that could happen. Really? Make it so, Number One!


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/27/2005 at 05:10 PM   
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Ponderances …


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/27/2005 at 02:11 PM   
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Ain’t That a Kick in the Groin

via Boortz

We performed the wrong operation on you, we didn’t look at your folder,” a doctor is alleged to have told an aged man whose testicles had been removed instead of his prostate gland

I know the guy is 72 and all, but damn.

In his complaint he says he is experiencing emotional problems and having hot flushes.

I want to be a woman


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 04/27/2005 at 12:30 PM   
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Los Angeles, Mexico

This got some press yesterday.  Apparently, a spanish-speaking TV station in Los Angeles wanted to make sure everyone knew who really owned the town.

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[translation] Your City, Your Team

New billboards advertising a Spanish-language newscast on KRCA-TV Channel 62 were intended as an attention-grabber for its core audience, but instead have struck a nerve with activists seeking to curb illegal immigration.

Here they come folks.  If you don’t pay attention to this problem now, it will be too late.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 04/27/2005 at 11:45 AM   
Filed Under: • Illegal-Aliens and Immigration •  
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Serial Bullets

So, now the Californicators want to serialize every bullet.  Good grief.  Let’s see:
1. Criminal buys gun illegally on black market
2. Criminal buys ammo from authorized dealer.  Said ammo has serial number
3. Criminal commits crime, firing said ammo from said gun
4. Cops trace ammo to dealer.
5. ???

Are we going to register all ammo now?

Purchasers would pay up to a half a cent per bullet to fund record-keeping by the state Department of Justice.

Yup, I guess so.  Prepare folks.  As goes California, so goes the country.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 04/27/2005 at 09:29 AM   
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Animal Farm

“All animals are equal .. some more so than others”.

At least that is what Snowball, the Pig said in the famous book (I think I have the quote correct). We now have Animal Farm on the loose in the Mideast. As you all know, the Syrians have finally completed their pullout from Lebanon (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). Now, the United Nations, in the person of Koffing Anus, has decided in its infinite wisdom (cough, cough) to verify that the Syrians have indeed pulled out.

UNITED NATIONS (AFP) - The United Nations said it would await verification that Syria has pulled out of Lebanon, while acknowledging that other moves demanded by the Security Council have not yet taken place.

In a report released hours after Syria declared its 29-year troop presence in Lebanon was over, UN Secretary General Kofi Annan said the claim would be tested by a team of military experts who arrived in Damascus on Tuesday.

The team “will report to me and complete its work as soon as possible,” Annan said, adding that no progress had been made on other key provisions of Security Council Resolution 1559.

Pause: After typing the above and reading it back to myself, I descended into a paroxysm of coughing, insane giggling and shortness of breath. I’ll be alright in a few seconds ..........

Continue: Now, it seems to me that the Fox claims to have left the Hen House and the Hyena is going to verify that fact for all the other animals. What is sad is the Hyena lives in the House Of The Eagle and half the Eagles will believe anything the Hyena tells them. Stoopid birds. Meanwhile, the Buzzards in Europe are in collusion with the Hyena because they hate the Eagles. The poor Monkeys in Africa are still suffering from the Hyena’s most recent visits and the Rats in the Middle East are selling Cheese dearly to all of them. Got all that? Remember, don’t feed the animals .... except the Eagles (they’re the good guys). To hell with the Hyena.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/27/2005 at 08:29 AM   
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Serenity

This looks cool.

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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 04/27/2005 at 08:02 AM   
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Redneck Challenge

OK, I hate to admit it but there are some crazy people in my home state of Alabama. Although I live in St. Louis now, I still have family all over Alabama. I do wish to state that none of the people in this news story are related to me. Not even close. I never heard of them. Never. I swear.

TRAFFORD, Ala. (AP) — A brother and sister were arrested on felony incest charges after the man’s wife called sheriff’s deputies, who allegedly caught the siblings having sex.

Ronald Stewart Howze, 44, of Trafford, and Lori Ann Rotton, 41, of Smyrna, Ga., were arrested around midnight on April 7, said Jefferson County sheriff’s spokesman Randy Christian. They remain jailed Wednesday with bond set at $50,000 each.

If convicted, Howze and Rotton could each be sentenced to 10 years in prison.

Authorities said Howze’s wife believed her husband and his sister were having sex so she called deputies. The wife let the officer into their trailer home, and the deputy saw the siblings having sex in a bedroom, Christian said.

The officer had to twice tell the couple to stop, and the officer’s report quoted the man as saying “I guess I’m going to jail” after they finally complied, according to Christian.

Both brother and sister had been drinking, and Rotton was initially taken to a hospital because she appeared so intoxicated, Christian said.

The man told the officer he wanted to “go out crazy” after being diagnosed with cancer, The Birmingham News reported Wednesday.

Tommy McFarland, an attorney representing Howze, said his client told him he could not remember what happened. Howze said he suffers from seizures and asked to see a psychiatrist, according to McFarland.

Rotton is set to make her first court appearance Thursday.

How many things can you find wrong in that story? I lost count at twelve. If you think things are bad in Alabama, just remember Florida is much worse. Trust me.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/27/2005 at 06:25 AM   
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Update on Huffington Blog

Andrew Breitbart has long been the behind-the-scenes arm of the Drudge Report.  He is now leaving to help create the Huffington Post and has come out with a statement about it.

The New York Times got it right—I am amicably leaving the Drudge Report after a long and close working relationship with Matt Drudge, a man who will rightfully take his place in the history books as an Internet news pioneer. I am also excited to be a partner in an inspired new endeavor, the Huffington Post.

Developing.....


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 04/27/2005 at 06:14 AM   
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Teachers And Guns

In Fairfax County, Virginia yesterday a school teacher was found to have a loaded gun in his car, according to the Washington Post. The car was locked. The teacher had a concealed carry permit. There was no reason to suspect the teacher of dangerous intentions. However, the teacher was placed on administrative leave (without pay) and is under investigation. Why? Because Viriginia has a law prohibiting firearms on school property, except by police. There must be more to this story than the WaPo is reporting. How did anyone know a gun was in the teacher’s car? Are schools sending people snooping around the parking lot nowadays? I sure would like to hear the rest of this story.

A Fairfax County high school teacher was charged yesterday with carrying a loaded handgun in his car while it was parked on school property.

Fairfax police said there was no evidence that Timothy D. Fudd, 31, a resource teacher at Westfield High School in Chantilly, intended to harm anyone. Police said his car was locked when the gun was found Monday morning.

“We found nothing to indicate that he had any plan of doing anything with the weapon,” said Officer Melissa Katinsky, a police spokeswoman.

School officials said Fudd, who was hired in October, has been placed on administrative leave without pay while the case is pending. Police said he turned himself in to police and was released on his own recognizance.

Fudd, of Stuart Drive in the Falls Church section of Fairfax County, did not return messages left at his home yesterday.

You’d think that, at the very least, the teacher could always fall back on his relative Elmer’s excuse and tell police, “Be vewwy qwiet, I’m hunting wabbit.”


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/27/2005 at 06:07 AM   
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Women and Guns …

.  A very long time ago, I lived in the mountains. Way up @ 7000’ in Idaho.

.  I lived there with my first wife. In a cabin. Water came from a diverted creek. You had to walk up the last 4 miles of my ‘driveway’. An old mining camp. I was the ‘caretaker’ and she was the cook.

.  The cabin we slept in was also the kitchen/larder/main cabin. The walls were made of ‘first cut’ slabs from timbers used in the hard rock mine.

.  It was a great existence for a returning ‘Nam Vet/newly married guy like me. Quiet. Serene. Hippy heaven.

.  Now, one night a rat got into the larder. A larder is a room where where you keep the vittles. THIS room had 2 layers of 1st cuts, soes to keep in the cool and was on the other side of our bedroom wall.

.  This was a mountain rat. Not your slinky little wharf rat. No, this critter was big enough to push things off of shelves so they’d break and then eat the spoils.

.  The first night it got in ... it sounded like Tarzan and who knows how many apes had moved next door. BAM!  BOOM!  CRASH! all night long.

.  Knockin’ stuff over to feast.

.  The second night ... well we HAD to do something. ‘We’ being me, the man of the house. The noise and disturbance would not allow sleep. BAM!  BOOM!  CRASH!

.  Soooo ... I got up and pulled my trusty revolver and a flashlight out and went to the larder.

.  Now, my ‘revolver’ was a Ruger 22 single action pistol. At close range ... okay. And this WAS ‘close range’.

.  I openened the larder door and snuck the light in and couldn’t see the critter. As I scanned ... up on a shelf, just about eye level were two VERY RED beady eyes just lookin’ back at me.

.  2 feet from my face. Just lookin’ at me. With about as menacing a look as can be imagined.

.  I shot. I saw the bullet crease that bastard’s hair across his back.

.  Now, you’d think that’d make a rat ... turn tail and run. You’d be wrong. This was a mountain rat. Had no fear of humans. And he took steps towards ME.

.  I slammed the larder door.

.  Went back to bed and my wife said ‘Did ya get ‘em’?

.  I related what had happened.  And the BAM!  BOOM!  CRASH! started up again.

.  She ripped the covers off her and said ... ‘ Let me try’.

.  And so she went with the pistol and the flashlight into the larder.

...  Now to get the end of this story you will have to visit me.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/27/2005 at 01:19 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - April 26, 2005

Digging The Hole Deeper

See-BS News is going into the dumper. It seems that Dan Blather’s departure couldn’t help the MSM “giant”. Could it be because of the glossing over of the whole “RatherGate” affair and the poor way CBS handled it? Could it be that CBS is only the first of the “Big Three” to go under? Could it be the lousy reporting going on at CBS? Could it be all of the above?

CBS’ “Evening News,” led by interim anchor Bob Schieffer, saw its lowest viewer tally on record last week, while the sprint for first in the evening news race remained incredibly close with 150,000 viewers separating NBC and ABC.

CBS’ 6.1 million average nightly viewers last week was its lowest total since record-keeping started in 1987.

“I come to bury See-BS, not to praise them”.
-- Marcus Antonius Bloggus


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/26/2005 at 09:15 PM   
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Thank you BMEWS readers …

... for answering my plea to participate in my survey. I now know what I already knew ... I am an a**hole.

Like I didn’t suspect that already.  I am here to refute this scurrilous appelation. You might think I am an a**hole, but the truth is ... I only play one on the internet. Had ya fooled huh?

Seems as though my personna has caused some grief. I don’t want to do that. Soooo, let’s discuss this like adults. Within limits of course.

Name one thing I ever did to you that made you think I’m anything other than ‘a real nice guy’ ... a regular ‘sweetheart’.

OCM, you are excused.

Allan, thanks for letting me be here.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/26/2005 at 08:03 PM   
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More Blog Alterations & New Bloggers

I’ve just added three new bloggers to our blogroll: The Bohemian Conservative, The Urban Grind, and Radioactive Chief.

I should have added Bohemian Conservative long ago but I got distracted by other pressing matters. Go visit Joe and Mae. They’re in New Zealand and there’s tons of goodies to read about .... including kiwis.

The Urban Grind is blogged by our reader Lisa and in today’s post she jumps on the Bolton controversy. She is in “injun country” (New York City) and needs all the help she can get.

Radioactive Chief doesn’t actually glow in the dark but in South Dakota what the heck can you do for fun besides watch paint dry. In today’s post, the Chief is concerned about RINO’s (no, not the big, hairy, ugly, blundering idiots in Africa - the other big, hairy, ugly, blundering idiots in Washington, namely “Republicans In Name Only”.

Give ‘em a visit and report back. We think you’ll enjoy the visit ....

Almost forgot: I made several other modifications to the site to improve the look, like 3-D frames around certain objects, and with Frank F.’s help I managed to clean up and validate the site’s style sheet and templates. Everything seems to load faster now too. Internet Exploder is still a problem with some standard HTML tags. Would someone please shoot Bill Gates and put him out of my misery? Please?


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/26/2005 at 07:40 PM   
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