Tuesday - December 28, 2004

Let’s All Go Here!

I am generally one who shuns resorts but this one may be on to something.

Hint:  bring your gun!  And a whole shitload of money.

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On Sports

All y’all know I am not a big sports nut but when I read crap like this all I can think of is that this is a socialisic and wealth re-distributing system within baseball.

And if you even think about bringing up that tired old argument about how big money “buys” championships, take time right now to stow it.  It is absolute bullshit.  Witness the Yankess last year and when they lost to the Marlins, fer Chrissake!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/28/2004 at 07:03 AM   
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   Monday - December 27, 2004

PMS: Prelude To Pure Evil ?

It’s a fact. Women on the rag are pure evil. So put that in your tampon and smoke it! Or better yet, don’t!

People in the South of France were absolutely certain of the fact that even a slightest breath of a menstruating woman was enough to alter mayonnaise quality.

Posted by The Skipper     on 12/27/2004 at 08:08 PM   
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OHMIGAWD !!

Don’t try this at home. For that matter, don’t try it all. I have now seen the ultimate Barking Moonbat. My eyes are forever destroyed. The neural circuits connecting the optic nerves to the brain are literally fried. Does anyone have a seeing eye dog I can borrow?

What happened?

Do this ....

Go to Google Images. Type in “idiot” and enlarge the image in the upper left. If you dare.

If the image is gone by the time you read this, we have the image captured here. You have been warned ....

(-- a pox on Craig C. for telling me about this shit)

Posted by The Skipper     on 12/27/2004 at 07:12 PM   
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Reason To Nuke France: #143

Here’s the link to this astounding story. Here’s an excerpt .... try not to gag ....

PARIS, December 26 (IslamOnline.net) – A perusal of the annals of 2004 in France makes it indeed the “year of Islam” with all its pluses and minuses for the sizable Muslim community.

Topping the pluses are the conversion of a record 50,000 people to Islam, according to an Interior Ministry census, and big sales of books about Islam.

Several TV programs on Islam and Muslims also proved to be a must-see and received due attention from the French.

On the political landscape, two French citizens of North African origin cruised their way into the Senate.

Alima Boumediene Thiery of the Greens Party and Bariza Khiari of the Socialist Party made big gains in the September 26 elections, securing their seats in the upper house of French parliament.

Other success stories of Muslims in France include the one of top Comedian Jamel Debbouze, who is indeed a shining example of Muslims’ positive integration into French society.

“I’m proud of being Muslim. I fast the holy month of Ramadan, never drink alcohol and do not smoke. I never thought about doing drugs,” Debbouze always repeats on TV interviews.

Lemme see, about 1000 neutron bombs should do the trick. Disintegrate the frogs and leave the buildings, art and vineyards. Yep, that’ll work. Commence firing ....

(-- thanks to James B. fer the tip)

Posted by The Skipper     on 12/27/2004 at 07:05 PM   
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More Local Chats

Over the weekend I had another discussion with some folks who were dyed-in-the-wool liberals and blamed corporations for much of what is wrong with America.  These folks think the middle class pay all the taxes and corporations just make shitloads of money and pay none.

It’s too bad I did not have this to throw back in their faces.

What they also fail to realize is that corporations that do pay taxes do not do so temselves---it is the consumer who buys or hires their services that pay those taxes through the revenue they contribute to that corporation.  So the higher the rate on corporations, the more costly our lives become.  But that’s an issue for another day.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/27/2004 at 09:55 AM   
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Kibbles and Bits (To Feed Your Mind)

So did Jesus look like this?

A must read:  WorldNetDaily’s Joe Kovac’s reviews the funniest moments of 2004 starting with the “wardrobe malfunction” and continuing with photos of Lurch at his best, The Breck Girl holding a compact, Canada’s requirement that homosexuals seeking political asylum to look and act homosexual; Glenn Campbell, Michael Jackson, stupid schools, Martha Stewart, Dan Blather, Sandy Burglar, the Queen picking her nose, and on and on and on.  What a hoot!

We need more good news like this.

Further good news on our campuses (or is it campii?) The return of the campus activists maybe---except they are right wingers now!  payback’s a bitch, baby!

I totally missed this in the local rag.  Kids are not allowed to bring medications, knives, scissors, guns, etc. to school.  We all know that.

New on the list?

Rubber bands!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/27/2004 at 09:53 AM   
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Making Mountains Out Of Molehills?

I had an interesting discussion with a friend, Dick, about this yesterday.  He, like me, is loathe to take any medication.  If you were to open my medicine cabinet you’d find anti-bacterial ointment for cuts and such, some aspirin and some motrin-equivalent.  That’s it. Oh, and some Vick’s Vapo-Rub.

We rode our bikes cross country together and he was talking about a cycling buddy, 71 years old, who keeled over of a stroke last week or so.  Said this guy had been taking Vioxx and Dick feels Vioxx did him in.  I reminded Dick that this guy was 71 years old.  It is NOT unuusal to have strokes at that age no matter how great a health he was in or how fit he was.  Hey, Jim Fixx dropped dead and he was under 40.

I also said that many medications carry with them some risk.  Hell, this wasn’t medicine but remember Olestra?  It had a warning label that said: ‘may cause anal leakage.’ Yet people still ate it!!!!  I vaguely remember the country smelling a bit worse back then! 

Anyway, Dick says he would never take Vioxx because of the risks.  I stopped him right there.

That’s the point I want to make as you read this article. If there is something out there that’s already been taken by millions of people in tens of millions of dosages and helped millions of lives, why is it we need to take it off the shelves, relegating these millions of people to miserable lives, greater risks, and a shittier existence culminating in an even earlier death just because “a few” people suffer strokes?

This morbid fsacination American have with everything needing to be risk free ends up hurting more people than it helps.

If you do not want to take something, that should be your right.  But you right to NOT take something should stop at doing away with MY rights to take it.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/27/2004 at 07:59 AM   
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Personal Rights

Imagine you have a large Christmas display full of all sorts of characters, props, lights, etc.  It takes you weeks to set up.  You’ve been doing it for a while.

Then you add sound.  You play this “sound” for 4 hours every night.

A neighbor complains about the music.

Others say they love coming to visit and see the display (but they don’t live next to it every day and have to listen to the equivalent of “It’s A Small World After All” for 4 hours every day for weeks on end.

So, should you shut off the music or not?

Personally, I say “shut the shit off!” I like being inside my house when it is quiet.  I do not have TVs blaring or radios blasting so I hear dogs barking, cars driving by, neighbors slamming doors.  Usually those are “transient” sounds which begin and stop within seconds.  It’s nice when it is quiet and I can sit in my favorite chair and read without the constant irritant of someone else’s idea of “cute for Christmas” going on.

Don’t I have “rights”, too?  Or are my rights subsumed by someone else’s to make a racket?

What say you?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/27/2004 at 07:55 AM   
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Penguins?

This one is for my friends working in Antarctica.

Japanese researchers have found homosexual behavior in penguins.

The reason?

an imbalance between the numbers of male and female birds

Now, let’s understand the male/female ratio of workers in Antarctica.  It’s decidedly a male dominated world.  It has a lot of penguins.

So..............................................Hey, I just report.  YOU decide.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/27/2004 at 07:53 AM   
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The Oscars

Someone care to explain to me how a movie like “The Passion of the Christ” is not being nominated for any Oscars yet lots of stupid little movies no one wanted to watch are getting nominations?

Sorry, I don’t get it.

P.S. sorry, the site went down earlier and I was not able to amend my post with this link to a movie the Hollyweirdos and other leftists are going ga-ga about:  Kinsey.

Typical of Hlollywood to glorify a pervert like this. 

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/27/2004 at 06:13 AM   
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   Sunday - December 26, 2004

A New Year .. A New Banner Logo .. Predictions

It’s almost 2005. A New Year. A fresh start. I decided to build a new logo banner just for shits and grins. Let me know what you think ....

Here are the Amazing Allan’s predictions for the New Year ....

1 - Dick Cheney will have a heart attack and retire, to be replaced with Donald Rumsfeld as VP - Muslims worldwide surrender.

2 - Condaleeza Rice will “bitch-slap” Kofi Annin for greeting her at the UN with “Hello, sweet-cheeks”.

3 - Teresa Heinz-Kerry will divorce John Kerry and marry Donald Trump - who didn’t serve in Vietnam.

4 - Osama bin Laden will commit suicide during capture - shooting himself forty times in the head.

5 - Saddam Hussein will break down in tears and cry like a little girl at his sentencing.

6 - Howard Dean and John Edwards will come out of the closet and announce their upcoming mariage on Oprah’s show.

7 - Dan Rather will retire and move to Cuba to write his book, “I Know Bush Lied, I know It, I know It”.

8 - Mount St. Helens will finally erupt big-time covering blue counties in California in ash and lava - God is pleased.

9 - France will sink into the Atlantic Ocean - the world celebrates for forty days and forty nights.

10 - The Chicago Cubs will win the World Series in a four-game sweep over the Boston Red Sox.

So there! Check back with me next year this time and let’s see how I did ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 12/26/2004 at 12:20 PM   
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‘Twas The Day After Christmas And All Through The Blog

When it comes to Cowboys and Injuns, the Injuns appear to have given up. Geronimo needs a quarterback and a couple of running backs.

Bad vibrations in Indonesia. Tidal waves, 8.9 on Richter scale, Earth’s rotation disrupted .... Godzilla wakes up .... Tokyo on alert.

Fidel Castro just signed his own death warrant. Black gold, Texas tea .... found in Cuba .... Castro plans to move to Beverley (Hills, that is).

ComAir pays the price for running its servers on crappy Windows operating system. Airline customers demand Linux. The penguin was unimpressed.

Posted by The Skipper     on 12/26/2004 at 11:05 AM   
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   Saturday - December 25, 2004

Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award

This week’s award winner died just over two thousand years ago. He was a real Barking Moonbat of the first order. He is best remembered for his “Rock The Children” tour as recorded by the Apostle Matthew, Chapter 2:

1 Now when Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea in the days of Herod the king, behold, there came wise men from the east to Jerusalem,
2 saying, Where is he that is born King of the Jews? for we have seen his star in the east, and are come to worship him.
3 When Herod the king had heard these things, he was troubled, and all Jerusalem with him.
4 And when he had gathered all the chief priests and scribes of the people together, he demanded of them where Christ should be born.
5 And they said unto him, In Bethlehem of Judea: for thus it is written by the prophet,
6 And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, art not the least among the princes of Judah: for out of thee shall come a Governor,that shall rule my people Israel.
7 Then Herod, when he had privily called the wise men, inquired of them diligently what time the star appeared.
8 And he sent them to Bethlehem, and said, Go and search diligently for the young child; and when ye have found him, bring me word again, that I may come and worship him also.
9 When they had heard the king, they departed; and, lo, the star, which they saw in the east, went before them, till it came and stood over where the young child was.
10 When they saw the star, they rejoiced with exceeding great joy.
11 And when they were come into the house, they saw the young child with Mary his mother, and fell down, and worshipped him: and when they had opened their treasures, they presented unto him gifts; gold, and frankincense, and myrrh.
12 And being warned of God in a dream that they should not return to Herod, they departed into their own country another way.
13 And when they were departed, behold, the angel of the Lord appeareth to Joseph in a dream, saying, Arise, and take the young child and his mother, and flee into Egypt, and be thou there until I bring thee word: for Herod will seek the young child to destroy him.
14 When he arose, he took the young child and his mother by night, and departed into Egypt:
15 and was there until the death of Herod: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying, Out of Egypt have I called my son. Hos. 11.1
16 Then Herod, when he saw that he was mocked of the wise men, was exceeding wroth, and sent forth, and slew all the children that were in Bethlehem, and in all the coasts thereof, from two years old and under, according to the time which he had diligently inquired of the wise men.
17 Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by Jeremiah the prophet, saying,
18 In Ramah was there a voice heard, lamentation, and weeping, and great mourning, Rachel weeping for her children, and would not be comforted, because they are not.

Posted by The Skipper     on 12/25/2004 at 01:03 PM   
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