Friday - June 16, 2006
You Scream, I Scream, We All Scream For …
Today’s Stoopid Criminal Du Jour is brought to you courtesy of the Richmond, Texas police department who pulled over poor Oscar and found more than a cherry on top of Oscar’s ice cream sundae. Ice Cream A La Crack Cocaine. Now Oscar is off to prison where he will probably lose another cherry. Don’t worry, though. I won’t mention the crack in that cherry. Bwah-hah-hah-ha-ha-ha-ha ....
Man Charged With Having Crack in Sundae
June 16, 2006, 6:57 AM EDT
RICHMOND, Texas (AP)—This banana split was topped with something more potent than just a cherry. A motorist was arrested and charged with possession of a controlled substance after he was caught with two rocks of crack cocaine he had stashed in his ice cream dessert.
Oscar Martinez, 41, of Richmond, had been pulled over by police officer David Bentley late Sunday after he failed to stop at a pedestrian crossing on the campus of Wharton County Junior College.
Bentley discovered that Martinez had a suspended driver’s license and an outstanding traffic warrant. Richmond police spokesman Sgt. Lowell Neinast said Martinez told Bentley that he wished he could finish the banana split he had in his car.
When Bentley saw the melting banana split on the front floorboard of Martinez’s car, he noticed that it was topped with a square-shaped object that turned out to be crack cocaine.
“One of the crack rocks was sitting right on top of the bananas,” Neinast told the Fort Bend Herald-Coaster. “Once he found the first crack rock, he figured there were more inside. He emptied it out and there it was.”
Martinez was arrested and charged with driving with a suspended license, a traffic warrant and possession of a controlled substance in a drug-free zone, a third-degree felony. He was released from the Fort Bend County Jail after posting an $8,500 bond, Neinast said Friday.
“I’ve been doing this for 20 years and I could give you all kinds of stories, but this is really one of a kind,” Neinast said. “But true.”
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on 06/16/2006 at 03:29 PM
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