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Kenyan offers livestock dowry for Chelsea Clinton



40 goats and 20 cows, and she gets to be wife #2




What can 40 goats and 20 cows buy a Kenyan man? Chelsea Clinton’s love, if you ask Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor.

The Kenyan man first offered the dowry nine years ago to then-President Bill Clinton in asking for the hand of his only child. He renewed it Thursday after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was asked about the proposal at a Nairobi town hall session.

CNN’s Fareed Zakaria, the session’s moderator, commented that given the economic crisis at hand, Chepkurgor’s dowry was “not a bad offer.”

However, Clinton said her daughter was her own person.

“She’s very independent,” she said. “So I will convey this very kind offer.”

The audience laughed, but Clinton’s comments were no joke to Chepkurgor, who described the younger Clinton as a “beautiful, disciplined and well-natured woman.”

“My wife has no problem with this,” he insisted. “She listened to the answers given by Hillary and did not complain.”

Polygamy is legal in Kenya, so Chelsea would be Chepkurgor’s second wife.




Boy, that Kenya sure is something ain’t it? Forget Norway!


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