Friday - March 18, 2005
Weird Bits, Strange Bits
America’s size is being challenged by Euro-peons! Well, sort of. In Cyprus, the Czech Republic, Finland, Germany, Greece, Malta and Slovakia the size of men’s waists are larger than in the US.
And to think, we did it with our fast foods!!!
Hell, I always knew there was more than one way to skin a cat when it came to getting rid of those pesky Euro-peons. Now, if we are smart we will not nationalize our health services which will allow us to overcome obesity and the Euro-peons, having socialized medicines, will never be able to compete and their citizenry will start dropping off like flies of heart disease, diabetes, etc.
Pretty slick, eh?
Geez!! Some guys are just never satisfied.
You attend a college. Women are available for the taking, literally throwing themselves on the guys. Sex is basically on demand. Hell, don’t like women? There are guys that’ll bite the pillow for you.
How desperate is that?
Ahhhhh!!!! Nothing like a little natural selection and cleansing of the gene pool to cheer your day up.
Take a pond. Insert alligator. Have neighbors feed it. Alligator grows to almost 9 feet long. You go play in the pond.
BAM!!!! You become gator chow.
I can’t say I disagree here. Take this scenario: a person knows a neighborhood is bad yet they insist on walking through it at night alone, flashing jewelry and cash, wearing expensive clothes...and when they get mugged will then sue the city for not protecting them and say, “I have a right to walk through there dressed as I want and expect safety.”
How many times do we say, “you moron! You should know better than to do that.”
Well, the kids in Denmark are saying the same thing about women who dress in short skirts, low-cut blouses, and makeup are themselves to blame if they get raped.
OK, boys and girls, this one is all yours. Let’s hear it. Are the Danish kids right?
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 03/18/2005 at 07:31 AM
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