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calendar   Saturday - October 04, 2008

Weekly Piracy Roundup

These are modern pirate ships in action. What used to be called whaleboats. I think you could sink one with a hand grenade:
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This is the hijacked Iranian poison ship:
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This is the Faina, the Ukrainian container ship with the Russian tanks onboard:
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Gee whiz. 4 or 6 mounted machine guns per ship and a crate or two of M14s and not one of these pirates could get near even the smaller freighters. This is the downside of having such high levels of automation on today’s ships. Extremely small crews leave no manpower to repel boarders. Even if they try, the loss of 2 or 3 crewmen makes the ship nearly inoperable, and certainly indefensible. No, add 20 extra men, all of them armed. When pirates aren’t around they can paint stuff. Ships always need scaling and painting. Always.

imageSo shipowners are turning to things like the Secure-Ship, a system that mounts electrified fence wires around the ship to zap intruders. Ooh, but it’s non-lethal! Nice idea. Until the pirates learn to throw a length of chain or wire across it, shorting the thing out. And in the meantime, it really gives your crew a great incentive not to fall overboard!


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Posted by Drew458   Germany  on 10/04/2008 at 01:00 PM   
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