Friday - February 03, 2012

Two Girls, One Donkey

Last week, I went out of my way to NOT run the Fear Factor story, although I am sure you heard about it in a dozen other places:

The “reality” contest show challenges contestants to do frightening stunts and to eat really gross things. But this one really took the cake, being the lowest and most depraved act ever planned for a television show. Oh sure, the contestants “volunteered”. Riiiight. The “leaked” news of this event flashed across the internet and several TV news programs, and created a double mugful of publicity for the show. Just as intended. But when it came time to air the episode, NBC got cold feet, probably realizing 100,000 lawyers were lining up to send them the cleaning bills from all over the country from viewers vomiting just watching this, and they pulled the episode ... which I hear was the season finale, and thus would be key to awarding the grand prize? ... and showed some old rerun instead. So maybe this was all just a ratings game, a bit of smoke and mirrors.

No.

And it shows you just how incredibly stupid, skank, and beyond low class the whores and famewhores who are the contestants on that show truly are: Brynne and Claire Odioso, a pair of good looking red-haired twins (twins Basil, twins!! Oh, this hurts to even write, but they’re bottle reds anyway), not only did the stunt, they were SO MAD that it didn’t air that they went on a Florida radio show and told the world all about it.



“we guzzle jizz and piss by the pint”

To make it grosser, producers left the semen and urine sitting out in the hot sun so it was boiling hot by the time they had to drink it.

...

Claire said it was extremely bitter going down ... “with hints of hay”—and she vomited several times before successfully drinking the entire glass.
As for how the donkey stuff compares to the human variety—Claire added, ”It’s a lot thicker.”

Holy shiite. “Hey, we’re stupid and easy skanks, and don’t you forget it for a second!”

It’s impossible for journalists to avoid the puns too -

But not only did the Odioso girls gag, it seems they have now been gag-ordered by NBC to keep their lips sealed about the incident.

And the next best part? The interview leaves us no doubt exactly who they are:

“Brynne and Claire Odioso, 22-year-old graduates of the Academy of Holy Names, were contestants on the episode, which was taped in September. Their father is Rick Odioso, a former public relations director with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.”

Alternate Title: Catholic School Girls Gone Bad Make Daddy Proud

Looks like they gave at least one more interview too:

When you agree to go on ‘Fear Factor,’ anything is possible and you clearly should expect the unexpected. So while most of us would think of drinking donkey semen as disgusting, you sign up for that when you sign on the dotted line,” said image and PR expert Glenn Selig. “People have become so desensitized to the lunacy of reality shows; it’s difficult to see the public being outraged with NBC over this. Actually, I would expect that the public will take the position that the twins knew what they were signing up for, and got exactly that.”

But they didn’t get the air time they had anticipated – and have been quick to defend their actions, telling TMZ they were “proud” of such an achievement, and would “probably” do it again.

So these two will get their 15 minutes of fame that they are demanding ... and we don’t even know if they won the contest or not. Hey, how much would that suck, to chug a bucket of mule spooge on TV and then lose? Which would mean that there is at least one other drinker out there who probably did a better job of it, perhaps going back to the donkey for a fresh refill?

And that 15 minutes is going to open the doors for an endless variety of career opportunities. They can make degradation porn movies, they can make bondage and humiliation porn movies, they can make more degradation porn movies, they can get jobs as new product tasters at McDonald’s, or they can get jobs at MSNBC as journalists critiquing Obama.

Horry Clap. What a pair of numskull sicko chicks. And ... in any decent culture, Fear Factor would be hounded right off the airwaves by an outraged citizenry. Remember when NBC’s big hit was Little House On The Prairie? They’ve come a long way baby. Straight down.

Posted by Drew458     on 02/03/2012 at 09:04 AM   
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