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calendar   Wednesday - November 03, 2004

Three Kinds Of People In This World

From the movie ”Team America: World Police” ....

image“There are three kinds of people in the world: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies don’t like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don’t know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don’t let us fuck this asshole we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.”

(-- thanks to Steve C.)


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/03/2004 at 09:15 PM   
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