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The Third World (part 3)

Number 3 in a continuing series of "stuff" that makes your jaw drop, makes you scratch your head in wonder, and basically just say to yourself, "why not just nuke that part of the world and get it over with?"

From South Africa we have more tales of moonbat-ness. A "prophets" tells a family their 77 year old family member would arise from the dead. He did not.

The family commented though, that after 7 days he still looked fine:
"But after a few days out of the fridge the smell was not OK." :

Nooo, you don't say!!!!


Don't fuck with the dead, especially in China.


From Tanzania we have an individual, part of a 4 man crew of robbers, who goes to a witch doctor seeking the ability to resist bullets and knife wounds. That, in itself, should say a lot about his level of intelligence. The doctor obliges by rubbing powders and potions into the skin he'd just cut open.

Except the doc got overzealous and the crook bled to death.

Result: one dead bad guy, one doctor who headed for the hills, 3 crooks going to jail when they brought their friend in to the hospital.


Prosecutors are actually seriously considering a plea from a convicted terrorist who filed a petition to be granted bail for 30 days so he can do "the beast with two backs" with his wife.

His justification?
"he and his wife are suffering mental trauma because their physical needs have not been met for such a long time."

Special prize to the first who can identify where the line "beast with two backs" comes from. (author, title of work, and location within title)


Lastly, in a bit of gruesome news from the part of the world where gruesome is a way of life. In Mozambique people are forcibly held down while their organs are removed in order to supply black magic medicine market demands.

And why did I say that gruesome is a way of life? Read on to see what President of the Maputo Human Rights league has to say:
"The first time I saw something like this I cried, but eventually one gets used to it,"


So tell me again how the hell can we ever take the Third World seriously with stuff like this?
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