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calendar   Monday - April 01, 2013

tech advances each day but not many ppl get any smarter. the 2 are not related but still …

Just when you think life’s crushing problems are driving the life outta you .... along come people with real problems. Sob.
Oh, the poor dears. (snicker)

I’m tempted to say it can not be true that there are actually people this dumb but .... hey.  You pays ur money and expect the absurd as your due.
There’s a screw loose somewhere.

Take a look.  It’s still good for a laff or two.

I must H/T my own wife for this because I missed it entirely. We both read the same papers every day but I often skip or just miss something that she will later bring to my attention. 

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Ten strangest holiday complaints

Travel company revealed British cruise customers’ quirkiest complaints

One woman wanted a full refund because she saw no celebrities on board

A man on an Alaskan cruise wanted compensation because it was cold

JAN DISLEY

A disgruntled travel agency has revealed the ten strangest complaints their customers made in the last 12 months.

Top of the list, compiled by bonvoyage.co.uk, was a woman who wanted a sound-proofed room because the noise of the Mediterranean kept her awake.

She was closely followed by a newly wed husband who was furious that he wasn’t offered a private butler to bring him rose petals, strawberries and champagne.

Third place went to the woman who moaned because she wasn’t sent a text prompting her to remember her passport.

And one couple were miffed when the captain ignored their note saying they would be back two hours later than departure time – and left without them.

A young woman on a Hawaiian cruise heard Gary Barlow had once been on her boat – and demanded to know why she hadn’t seen him.

One man on a cruise around Alaska even wanted compensation because the weather was not as warm as he had expected.

An elderly couple who went on a holiday around France and Spain asked for a refund because they weren’t provided with a packed lunch every day.

And a woman on a ship called Celebrity Cruises asked for a full refund last summer because she didn’t see any celebrities on board.

Rounding off the list was a couple from Yorkshire who moaned that staff were so kind it cost them too much money in tips and a woman who wanted a sea view in her windowless cabin.

Steph Curtin, from bonvoyage.co.uk, said: ‘The vast majority of feedback we get from holidaymakers is hugely positive, telling us what a great time they had, but from time to time we come across a few quirky complaints that we can do little to help.

‘Whilst we make sure we go back to every complaint, I’m afraid we can’t be held responsible for the sea being too loud or the lack of celebrities – as much as we wish we could put Gary Barlow on every cruise!’

There are two get my vote as dumbest and deserving of our moonbat award.

one couple were miffed when the captain ignored their note saying they would be back two hours later than departure time – and left without them.

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a woman who wanted a sound-proofed room because the noise of the Mediterranean kept her awake.

What were these folks thinking?  Hard to decide which the more unreasonable and stupid. But if pushed, I’d think the couple who thought a ship could be delayed with all it’s passengers just for their convenience. I mean, they took it for granted as something quite normal.  Makes ya wonder, what sort of demands might this couple make of people in their circle?  If they have one.

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