Sunday - March 20, 2005

Sunday Nuttiness and NewzBitz

An interesting bit of history was unearthed in Israel recently. It’s a coin. And their story about it is interesting to read if for nothing else than to see how far the Muslim influence had gotten in the 1200s.

This is just plain wrong on many levels.  At first you read this story and think, “what the hell was the school thinking?”

But then you see they knuckled under and PAID the mother $10,000 (TEN THOUSAND FRIKKIN’ DOLLARS!!!) because a teacher cut her son’s hair too short.

I could see them awarding her money if the teacher had physically injured the child causing hospitalization or something similar.  But hair grows back!!  Hell, they could have settled this by allowing the kid to cut the teacher’s hair.  Eye for an eye type of thing.

More disturbing was this:

Superintendent Roger Woehl said Wednesday the employee was wrong to play barber. “If someone needs a haircut, we’d be more than happy to go into our wallets to give them 20 bucks,” he said.

$20 BUCKS FOR A HAIRCUT?!?!?!

What’s he getting?  A cut? Or maybe a cut and perm with highlights?

Alright, I’ll admit it.  I sorta used the last story to lead into this one.

Moonbats in Canuckistan are now mulling a bill that would prohibit gender based price differences.

If a guy’s haircut costs $8 then a gal’s haircut should cost the same according to these assholes.

I will agree on similar pricing for dry cleaning: a pair of slacks is a pair of slacks.  A shirt is a shirt.  If a man’s regular cotton/poly blend shirt costs $5 to clean so should a woman’s cotton/poly blend.  If hers is silk, then it should cost more.  Same for the guy if his is silk.  You get my drift.

But this legislation is going a bit too far.  Once more, citizenry allowing the government to do what they should be doing with their wallets.

And last but not least, thanks to reader Jaguar, I bring you this.

Man his dick.  Man has wife.

Man has motorcycle accident and mangles penis.  Doctors rebuild it.  It works so well man and wife have a kid.

Man is not happy.  Goes in for “25,000 stroke” check up and demands a rebuild.  Doctors leave first one on (just in case) and build new one.

Man goes home.  Wife sees TWO dicks and freaks. She leaves him.

Isn’t socialized medicine wonderful?  You know this guy did not pay anything for this but just because he did not like it he expected the government to give him a new one.

They say getting married is a big emotional event.  Most people handle it OK.  Some get the sweats.  Others the shakes.  Some get cold feet and walk out.

But what if you get married and all of a sudden (for no physically explained reason) you lose your memory completely---down to who you are; what food tastes like, etc.?

Now THAT’S a significant emotional event.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/20/2005 at 06:51 AM   
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