Friday - May 21, 2010

So there! Neener neener!

                         

Don’t you just effing love it how these lefty law ‘n order types get to pick and choose the laws they want to enforce? Hey asswipe: you’re FIRED!

A top Department of Homeland Security official reportedly said his agency will not necessarily process illegal immigrants referred to them by Arizona authorities.

John Morton, assistant secretary of homeland security for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, made the comment during a meeting on Wednesday with the editorial board of the Chicago Tribune, the newspaper reports.

“I don’t think the Arizona law, or laws like it, are the solution,” Morton told the newspaper.

The best way to reduce illegal immigration is through a comprehensive federal approach, he said, and not a patchwork of state laws.

So, let’s see how that would work. A comprehensive federal law already exists. A whole department of the federal government exists, given the task of enforcing that one single law. Duh, that’s why they’re called illegal aliens, right Pancho? Otherwise we’d call them Guest Beaners and send out invitiations. So now we have the assistant secretary of the top let’s-tear-down-those-Jamie-Gorelick-walls-and-coordinate-our-efforts-and-work-together agency in the country, the one put together for no other reason than to enhance national security, saying that state laws, which are simply a copy of the existing federal law but will actually be enforced, are NOT a solution, but a comprehensive federal approach - like the entire ICE agency, which doesn’t seem to want to enforce the law they are hired to enforce - is the right approach.

Somebody get this lobotomized monkey in a suit the hell out of DC. That has to be the most stupid thing I’ve ever heard. Hell, that’s even dumber than the Stimulus Package’s idea of going into massive debt and spending billions on pet leftist earmarks as a means to rev up the economy.

So what are the feebs feds going to do? Um, let’s have a blue-ribbon commission and study the problem for future analysis!

In response to Morton’s comments, DHS officials said President Obama has ordered the Department of Justice to examine the civil rights and other implications of the law.

“That review will inform the government’s actions going forward,” DHS spokesman Matt Chandler told Fox News on Friday.

Right - it’s more important to consider the poor poor illegals, and how upset they’ll be if somebody takes away their welfare check than to consider their impact on our economy, sovereignty, public health system, education system, highway accident rate, et cetera et cetera. But catch them and give them the boot? That would hurt their widdle feeewings!

Sen. Jeff Sessions, R-AL, said it appeared the Obama administration is “nullifying existing law” and suggested Morton may not be the right person for his post if he fails to enforce federal immigration law.

“If he feels he cannot enforce the law, he shouldn’t have the job,” Sessions told Fox News. “That makes him, in my view, not fulfilling the responsibilities of his office.”

Sessions said the U.S. government has “systematically failed” to enforce federal immigration law and claimed Morton’s statement is an indication that federal officials do not plan on working with Arizona authorities regarding its controversial law.

“They’re telegraphing to every ICE agency in America that they really don’t intend on cooperating with Arizona,” Sessions said. “The federal government should step up and do it. It’s their responsibility.”

And you know what the hilarious irony of this whole thing will be? Fox News will have Grrrrrrrreta Van Susteren on TV tonight getting a contrary opinion from ... Senator John McAmnesty. We are so fucked.

How about if Arizona passes yet another illegal immigration law, that creates a state agency that actually deports these people? Cut ICE out of the picture entirely. Outsource the deportation work to a mob controlled company that just happens to also own a deserted silver mine or two out in the deep desert. Hey, as long as they can show the state the paperwork, those illegals are considered gone.

Ooh, that would be bad Drew. Ok, give the job to a bunch of screaming jihadis. I’m sure Sharia law demands a hand or a foot or two chopped off for breaking and entering, which is really what these illegals are doing, just on a broader scale. A couple hundred scimitars, a few pots of boiling tar; good to go.

Still too wough Dwew. Oo has to be nicer todese paw, paw iwwegals. Ok, Ok. Round them up, give them a plastic knapsack with 12 MREs, 3 gallons of water, a ground cloth, a blanket, and a roll of TP. Dip them all in purple ink, head to toe. Then run a daily prison train down from the border 500 miles into Mexico. Catch and release. Pay the Mexican army to guard the train, put GPS actuated locks on the doors, and then send it back empty. See, I can do it nicely too. Meanwhile, the state penalties for anyone employing an illegal just went up to $10,000 per illegal per incident per day, and applies to everyone from massive corporations right down to homeowners. Another state law requires doctors and hospitals to check SSNs of all patients, or their parents if minors, and anyone who blows the check gets the old dip in the Iraqi Voting Ink. Citizens turning in a Purple Person are given $100 cash, tax free. A final state law says that illegals have no civil rights, or at least much lesser ones. Heck, call them a threat to national security, and according to Holder they don’t even have Miranda rights. Or rather delayed ones. Unconstitutional? Sure. But it would take years to get to the Supreme Court, and the Purple People Purge would get the illegals out of Arizona by the tens of thousands. Per day. Don’t forget the “toll booths” on the highways at the state borders. That ink sticks to cars too you know. [ All these new laws are just Drew daydreaming. Not even Arizona has gone that far. Yet. ]

But if Arizona has to deal with the problem with no help from the feds, then they should do it whole hog. Or as Maximum Pig as possible. Should they kick out the feds from the border? Or should they call up the state militia and form a second line of defense a couple miles further in? And when the heck is New Mexico getting on board? Texas? California? Wisconsin? [ what, you thought all illegals are Mexicans? Oh hell to the no! At least 9 out of every 10 first generation Chinese in the USA are illegals, and most of them that didn’t wash up on the beaches of California came down from Canada. And let’s not forget the tens of thousands of illegal Irish and Portuguese in the Boston area. And how many hundred thousand eastern europeans are here on expired student visas? You can’t count that high. ]

It’s long past time to clean up the mess. Open borders is a disaster. Amnesty has been proven not to work. We can’t find work for our own citizens, so the millions that don’t belong here have to go.

Posted by Drew458     on 05/21/2010 at 03:56 PM   
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