Thursday - July 20, 2006

Rocket Science

Memo To Kim Jung Mentally Ill: What’s the matter little man? Run out of Rocket Viagra™? Couldn’t keep your missile up in the air longer than ten seconds? Did your tiny little TaePoDong wilt and go limp in the Sea Of Japan? Well, let me show you how it’s done.

You see, you take a bunch of scientists, put them in a room, take the results and turn it over to Boeing and before you know it you have a real missile. One that will hold up under pressure and can penetrate anywhere with ease. And you want to talk about payload? This baby can deliver the goods and can impregnate any pissant country with up to three separate MIRV warheads.

And for real excitement each warhead can be a real nuke, not some firecracker thrown together in a Third World craphole. We’re talking NOOKULER ANNIHILATION, babe! So play with your toys, little man. Just don’t piss us off any time soon. We have thousands of these missiles and one of them might just have your name on it. Now go have a nice day. Better yet, go get laid. If you’re man enough ....

U.S. Successfully Completes Missile Test
_{July 20, 2006, 8:49 AM EDT}

VANDENBERG AIR FORCE BASE, Calif. (AP) - The Air Force successfully launched an unarmed intercontinental ballistic missile early Thursday.

The Minuteman III dummy warheads were fired at 3:14 a.m. and traveled about 4,200 miles before hitting a water target in the Marshall Islands.

The launch was delayed by a day because of a power outage at a radar facility that handles flights in and out of Southern California. The purpose is to test the defense system’s reliability and accuracy.

Earlier this month, North Korea shook up the world by firing several missiles into the Sea of Japan, including a failed long-range missile.

The North Korean launch raised questions about the readiness of the U.S. missile defense system, which includes interceptors housed in underground silos in California and Alaska.

Posted by The Skipper     on 07/20/2006 at 09:05 AM   
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