Monday - October 30, 2006

Next On Springer …

We have a winning candidate for the Jerry Springer Show - provided someone can post bail for this latter-day Oedipus. The lad was simply mad at his brother and decided to make another brother to replace the one he intended to get rid of ... or something like that. In related news, it turns out that raping your mother is illegal in Alabama. Who knew?

(Skipper’s Note: Before I get a ton of mail from family, friends and others back home in Alabama, let me explain. I briefly lived in Albertville some years ago on a short (very short) contract. I hated the place and everyone in it. The town is full of some of the most inbred, clannish, brain-dead, white-trash rejects you have ever seen. Not to mention a thousand Mexicans running meth labs out in the back woods. Am I surprised this happened there? No, it probably happens every day and never gets reported. Freakin’ goobers, every one of ‘em.)

Teen Arrested for Raping His Mother
_{ALBERTVILLE, AL (WSFA-TV) - Oct 28, 2006 12:36 PM}

Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother. Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville. It’s a twisted crime that police say Helms admits.

“From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother,” said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department.

It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim. Authorities say Helms’ mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started. “During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son,” said Smith.

That’s when, according to the police report, the mother “tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished.” “It’s totally sick is what it is,” said Smith. Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother.

Smith says it’s hard to wrap your mind around. “Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It’s just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public,” said Smith. Helms is being held in the Marshall County Jail on $100,000 bond.

Posted by The Skipper     on 10/30/2006 at 04:31 PM   
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