Thursday - March 18, 2010

Nearsighted Pirates

No apologies to John Irving for corrupting his “sorrow floats” line from The Hotel New Hampshire. Looks like those Somali Pirates could use some binoculars and a class in ship profile identification.

This is kind of like the armed robbers who try to hold up a pistol range on gun club night. Not too smart an idea.

Somali pirates attempt attack on Dutch warship

Troops aboard the Dutch warship HNLMS Tromp fired warning shots Wednesday off the coast of East Africa as suspected Somali pirates in two small skiffs raced toward their warship, the EU Naval Force said.

After the pirates realized they had made what spokesman Cmdr. John Harbour called a “rather silly mistake,” they turned around and fled. EU Naval Force personnel tracked down the two skiffs and a third suspected mothership, finding ammunition and rocket-propelled grenades on board, said Harbour, a spokesman for the EU Naval Force.

The two skiffs were destroyed and the pirates were set free on the mothership after it had been cleared of weapons.

“This morning’s attack may show a lack of sophistication in the pirate’s selection of targets, but it should be a warning to the merchant community that the pirates will try to attack any vessel on the high seas,” said Harbour.

Yeah, there’s a tune in there somewhere. Write your own lyrics and sing it to It’s been a long, long, time.

Ok, now I really have to get going. 

Posted by Drew458     on 03/18/2010 at 07:49 AM   
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