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Canoe Skiddoo



Capt. Clark’s Descendants Make Amends to Indian Tribe for Canoe Stolen Long Ago

After completing their journey west and spending a wet and wretched winter at the mouth of the Columbia River in 1806, William Clark and Meriwether Lewis prepared to head home. There was just one problem: They were short a canoe. So they stole one from the Native Americans who had kept them alive all winter.

It has long been a sore subject with Chinook Indians in the Pacific Northwest, who perceived the theft as a major insult. Canoes were a sacred part of their culture and an important mode of transportation.

Oh just effin gag me already. EVERYTHING was sacred to the injuns. The fish, the dirt, the clouds, you name it. And I’m not saying that derisively, I’m saying that because their nearly animist worldview was fundamentally different than ours; they saw spirituality in everything, and believed in manitous - spiritual intermediaries - between themselves and nature and objects that also needed to be appeased. That was just their way, a sense of natural duality (perhaps similar to that of ancient Egypt) and for them there wasn’t always a clear line between the mundane world and the spiritual one. And I’m sure that building a canoe was quite a lot of work (two week’s worth actually), but this was a water’s edge tribe we’re talking about: they had plenty of canoes, and spent much of their time afloat. Oh, and, hey, the guy who had his canoe stolen has been dead for nearly 200 years now. Carrying a grudge that long down the generations would make this tribe pettier than muslims or the Irish, both world-renowned experts at Keeping Hate Alive. On the other hand, being unable to trade for a canoe or perhaps not allowed to build one would have made L & C feel as if they were prisoners, wouldn’t it? It’s not like their party was starving by that point, and the place was knee deep in resources.

More than 200 years later, William Clark’s descendants will make amends by presenting a 36-foot replica of the canoe to the Chinook Indian Nation during a ceremony here Saturday.

“We talked about what happened 205 years ago, and we believed that things could be restored if something like this were done,” said Carlota Clark Holton of St. Louis, Mo., seven generations removed from William Clark.

“I think everyone acknowledges that it was wrong, and we wanted to right a wrong,” she said. “The family was very much behind it.”

Well, I guess this was cheaper than hiring Bill Clinton to apologize for them. But puh-leaz.

The Lewis and Clark expedition arrived at the Columbia River’s estuary in late 1805. They built a fortification outside present-day Astoria and called it Fort Clatsop, after a tribe that is part of the Chinook Nation.

Though they braved the previous winter in North Dakota, the explorers found the rainy season on the northern Pacific Coast far worse.
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The captains decided to head home that spring but found they were also short on boats. So they took one from the Chinook.

The expedition then whitewashed the theft by saying the tribe owed them for six stolen elk, a debt the Native Americans — and historians — say was repaid by delivering three dogs to Fort Clatsop.

Historian James Ronda, an expert on the Corps of Discovery’s dealings with American Indians, said the theft was significant because it violated the explorers’ code of ethical conduct.

“The captains were abandoning a two-year tradition of never stealing from the Indians,” Ronda wrote in his book “Lewis and Clark Among The Indians.”

“Whitewashed”? Really? They hunted down 6 elk for the tribes when nobody else could find any, and that’s worth 3 dogs, which usually just ran about the camp and ate the garbage? I think not. But you have to fit the story to the agenda, and the agenda is ALWAYS that whites are stupid, evil, and malicious.
Hey, they could have traded them Sacagawea for the canoe, and spared us several billion in wasted taxes spent on dollar coins that nobody outside the casinos uses.

The Chinook Indian Nation is not formally recognized by the U.S. government. Federal recognition would make the tribe eligible for economic assistance, land, housing grants and other government benefits.

The nerve of these redskins, not being properly registered and on welfare like they’re supposed to be. Don’t they know their place? Somebody get Nancy Pelosi and the BLM up there to do a teach-in.

Whatever happens with the Chinook’s continued efforts for recognition, the tribe is looking forward to the Saturday ceremony with Clark’s descendants. The canoe will be cleansed, blessed and named, Gardner said. Then, it becomes a living member of the tribe.

So I’m guessing that when the last two quotes are combined, the new apologista canoe will start collecting benefits and develop a drinking problem.




There’s only one small problem with the roots of this story: Lewis & Clark’s company was already adept at making canoes. They had done it several times before, and there is documented proof of that:

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They managed to build dugouts when they were ill and starving, so why - in the land of giant trees no less, where wood, hides, and big pieces of bark were easy to come by - would they have to steal a canoe after being well fed and rested all winter long? That doesn’t make sense. Yeah, they kept diaries ... but they knew that those would be read. Maybe there was a bit of editing going on, and some of the real story got a little bit massaged before it was written down? One of the above links is to a page in their diary where it says they were so far unable to negotiate for one of these large canoes, but I don’t know exactly when that page was written. All it really says is that the natives chiseled them out using rather small tools and a reverse mallet technique.

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