Tuesday - April 27, 2004

FAQ For Barking Moonbats

FAQ For Barking Moonbats:

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Q: Are you guys Barking Moonbats?

A: No, and you better pay closer attention, dickweed.

Q: Why do you hate Barking Moonbats?
A: Because they exist - but not for long.

Q: Who do you consider to be a Barking Moonbat?
A: Democrats (especially those from Taxachusetts), Hollywood activists, terrorists, those who support terrorists, France, etc.

Q: Why do you always use such foul language?
A: Because we fucking feel like it, dammit.

Q: Can’t we all just get along and live in peace after we drive Bush from office?
A: Eat lead, scum!

Q: What is a "blog"?
A: A "big log" up side your head for asking that last question.

Q: How do you pay for this blog site?
A: Bounty for killing hippies.

Q: Are you guys ex-military?
A: Yep, and damn proud of it.

Q: Why do you dislike John Kerry?
A: Read “The Skerry Files"&trade.

Q: Are you guys racists or bigots?
A: Absolutely not, we just hate stoopid people.

Q: Do you censure comments left at this site?
A: Only when the comments are offensive to Truth, Justice & The American Way.

Q: Can I leave a comment saying I hate your guts?
A: Sure, and leave your address too, peckerhead. We have a surprise for you.

Q: Do you guys have lots of guns?
A: Yes, and we are well trained in how to use them.

Q: Why do you hate hippie, anti-war protestors?
A: What’s not to hate? Kill ‘em all and let God sort them out.

Q: Aren’t you predujiced against Muslims?
A: No, we only hate the ones who wish to destroy Israel or America.

Q: Does that mean you are Zionist, Imperialist pigs?
A: No, it means we observe any people’s right to exist and be free and you are trying our patience with that kind of language.

Q: Why do you think the media is biased against America and Conservatives, in general?
A: Because they are, and they make no bones about it. Easy target.

Q: I see from the comments here that several people dislike you - why?
A: We really don’t give a damn. Fuck ‘em.

Q: I also see that lots of God-fearing, rational people like you a lot - why?
A: Because we give a damn.

Q: Why do Democrats make you so angry?
A: Because they are so full of shit.

Q: I’m a Liberal but I still like your site - is there something wrong with me?
A: No, you’re just going through recovery. Feel the Force.

Q: Do you hate persons with "alternative lifestyles"?
A: Nope, we just want them shut up and do whatever they do (if it’s legal) in private.

Q: What do you think of Ted Kennedy?
A: We try not to think of that bloviated, drunken, murdering, arrogant pissant.

Q: You hurt my feelings with one of your posts - what should I do?
A: If you’re looking for sympathy, it’s in the dictionary between “shit” and “syphilis”.

Q: Should I donate money to help support your blog site?
A: By all means - but we don’t take bribes.

Q: Do you let other people post to your blog site?
A: Absolutely not. We own it, we write it.

Q: How many Liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Who gives a shit. They prefer staying in the dark. Besides, we have night-vision goggles.

Q: Where can I find out more about Barking Moonbats and you guys?
A: Try the Visitor Education Center on the right side-bar.
 

Posted by The Skipper     on 04/27/2004 at 09:03 AM   
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