Thursday - December 27, 2012

Intercepted Choom

Choom - Obama’s slang term for the marijuana he used to (riiight) smoke.
Intercepted - Obama’s former (riiight) cry when he grabbed the joint being passed around out of turn and stole himself an extra toke.

2013: America on the cusp of social change
By Frida Ghitis, Special to CNN

As the final days of 2012 trickle away, an uncommon emotional intensity hangs in the air in America. Something is happening here.

The country stands on the cusp of major change. Gun control is just one of the formerly taboo subjects that has come out of the political closet. Today, a majority of Americans support stricter gun laws, a majority support a more progressive tax system and most favor same-sex marriage. A majority of voters even support the idea of legalizing marijuana.

The laws have not caught up with this dramatic change in attitudes, and entrenched interests will fight what amounts to a quiet but pivotal social revolution. The coming year will see continuing battles in the courts, in the media and in legislatures as the forces of change—now representing the majority—seek to upset the status quo.

blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda. Change. Hope. Progress. Forward!

Dreamer.

The United States is reassessing matters that many thought had been settled. It wasn’t very long ago that the views from the most conservative elements of the political establishment dominated the social agenda.

Really? And just when was that. 1981 maybe?

Get out the bugles and play Reville for this sleepy head. Conservatives, who are the majority of people in this nation, have almost zero voice in the media. We DON’T support stricter gun laws. Your insane push since Newtown has shown that, and your rabid hate-filled instant politicization of that horror has already lost you the battle you think you’re just joining. Joe Biden in charge of change? Puh. Leez. That’s nearly a guarantee that nothing will get done and no new laws passed. And if some law does get passed, it will be just as hole-filled and useless as the 1994 AWB which you were so in love with, but then whined and cried about when gun makers complied with the law to the letter and changed their products a bit, and went right on selling army-ish looking black plastic rifles. Ones that were, BY YOUR OWN PERVERSE DEFINITION, not assault weapons. And you cried Leave Brittany alone! No Fair!! You then greased up your ears so you could shove your head even further up your own ass and refused to listen to the decade worth of irrefutable statistics compiled by your daddy favorite massive central government that showed how your pet law was 99.983% worthless. And now you want to do it again, harder and stronger, while spewing all kinds of vile lies and hatred at the law abiding 3/4 of the population that legally, and usually peacefully, owns firearms? Honey, that boat done sailed. And sunk. And sunk again!

I can guarantee you that your “majority” of Americans who want a more progressive tax system come in two groups: swindlers, ne’er-do-wells, layabouts, and losers who are already on the generational gimmee bandwagon, and a few hundred filthy rich Hollywood types who came into their billions by playing Pretend. Not by building up America, starting and growing businesses, and employing thousands of people. No, most of the “tax me more” rich are those who don’t know the value of money or the true value of labor and got giant wads of cash the pretty easy way. Half a million dollars per episode to be on some silly sitcom. $25 million to “act” in some CGI overloaded car chase and digitized explosion adventure film. Trust fund babies who inherit great-grandpa’s fortune and have no connection to those who made it grow or who keep it alive. That’s your “majority”: the mob that doesn’t work, for one reason or another. The rest of us, with actual jobs, are sick to death of taxes and have had it up to HERE with the freeriders, loafers, and deadbeats. And those of us who have worked ourselves nearly dead to get ahead and are finally making a decent buck are just stunned stupid at the gigantic chunks the governments slice away. And you think they want to pay more? Crivens Missy, stuff another fat bud in your bowl and choom it up. We want less progressive taxes. Hell, we want a Fair Tax or a Use Tax, so that the freeriding half the population has to pay in something too.

Gay marriage? Oh please. This one is a non-issue. Conservatives aren’t in favor of it at all. We just don’t have the time to fight about that one too, so it’s yours as a gimmee. Let the fags tie the knot, and then they can deal with the legal and emotional aspects of it just like the straights do. No more anal daisy chains, no more weekends on your knees at the bath house Glory Hole, no more playful days spent being the public Power Bottom. You’re married now, and that means you’re stuck with just one partner. Even when they get fat, and old, and bald, gets ED, lose their jobs, and start to dress less than fabulously. One partner. Till God and/or the courts say otherwise. Welcome to our world!

Legalize marijuana? What the fudge, is it 1968 all over again? Sure, pot makes you feel great. And it’s a better, often cleaner, and usually shorter high than booze. But pot makes you stupid. Pot makes you lazy. Pot burns up all your ambition, except your ambition to score another bagful when the stash gets low. And it sure as hell is habit forming. And considering how you yourself - the Left - has come down all smiteful on drunk drivers, less forgiving than an Old Testament Jehovah, how are you going to react to 1000 times as many stoners behind the wheel? Prison? Execution? Crucifixion? Toasted drivers are just as bad as drunk ones, albeit they don’t always go so fast. But their motor skills are just as bad, and their attentiveness is far worse. So if you make the bud legal ... and you may as well go whole hog, and demand that it be 100% organic and of heirloom stock, and one of our new “penumbra” rights so that anyone can grow their own anywhere and the government can butt out - like, freedom, man - then you’d better have the same kind of ultra-draconian intolerance for doing nearly anything while high that you already have for anyone doing anything while even slightly tipsy. This is why Conservatives don’t really want it legalized. But since dope has been on the amscray since about 1936, it’s not an issue we bother to make much noise about. Besides, the federal laws are showing no signs of changing, whether we have a President and a Justice Department willing to enforce those laws notwithstanding.

So, that’s our stance, and that stance hasn’t changed much in 40 or 50 years. But your media has muffled our voices but good, down to the point we almost talk to each other in code in public. So just because you aren’t hearing one side of the issues, viewpoints held by half or more of the people, doesn’t mean those viewpoints have gone away. Your logic has gone circular, and you’re buying into your own pre-filtered hype and calling it victory. That’s what happens when your brain is toasty all time, choomster. You get stupid and you buy the lie.

Damn, that’s some good spliff you’re sparking up. Gives you full color visions in 4D with unicorns. Makes you believe in fairies, free lunch, and leftist utopias. And Change. Don’t bogart it all sistah, pass it aroun… INTERCEPTION!!!!

Posted by Drew458     on 12/27/2012 at 02:14 PM   
Filed Under: • Democrats-Liberals-Moonbat Leftists •  
• Comments (8) • Trackbacks(0)  Permalink •  

DISCLAIMER

THE SERVICES AND MATERIALS ON THIS WEBSITE ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE HOSTS OF THIS SITE EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY AND ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF SATISFACTORY QUALITY, MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, WITH RESPECT TO THE SERVICE OR ANY MATERIALS.

Not that very many people ever read this far down, but this blog was the creation of Allan Kelly and his friend Vilmar. Vilmar moved on to his own blog some time ago, and Allan ran this place alone until his sudden and unexpected death partway through 2006. We all miss him. A lot. Even though he is gone this site will always still be more than a little bit his. We who are left to carry on the BMEWS tradition owe him a great debt of gratitude, and we hope to be able to pay that back by following his last advice to us all:

1. Keep a firm grasp of Right and Wrong
2. Stay involved with government on every level and don't let those bastards get away with a thing
3. Use every legal means to defend yourself in the event of real internal trouble, and, most importantly:
4. Keep talking to each other, whether here or elsewhere

It's been a long strange trip without you Skipper, but thanks for pointing us in the right direction and giving us a swift kick in the behind to get us going. Keep lookin' down on us, will ya? Thanks.

THE INFORMATION AND OTHER CONTENTS OF THIS WEBSITE ARE DESIGNED TO COMPLY WITH THE LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS WEBSITE SHALL BE GOVERNED BY AND CONSTRUED IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND ALL PARTIES IRREVOCABLY SUBMIT TO THE JURISDICTION OF THE AMERICAN COURTS. IF ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE IS CONSTRUED AS BEING CONTRARY TO THE LAWS APPLICABLE IN ANY OTHER COUNTRY, THEN THIS WEBSITE IS NOT INTENDED TO BE ACCESSED BY PERSONS FROM THAT COUNTRY AND ANY PERSONS WHO ARE SUBJECT TO SUCH LAWS SHALL NOT BE ENTITLED TO USE OUR SERVICES UNLESS THEY CAN SATISFY US THAT SUCH USE WOULD BE LAWFUL.

Copyright © 2004-2015 Domain Owner