Saturday - May 17, 2008
I think they should name it the “G Whiz” system
Where do fighter pilots traveling faster than the speed of sound go when they really need to “go”? Until recently, the answer has been: into a bag.
But it’s not a great solution. “Piddle packs”—heavy-duty bags containing absorbent sponges—have been blamed for at least two crashes over the years, and they’re not always tidy.
A few years ago, after enduring years of complaints from pilots, the Air Force let it be known that it was looking for an answer.
A small medical equipment development company in Milton, Vermont answered the call.
“The DoD put out a list of projects they needed solutions for,” said Mark Harvie, president of Omni Medical Solutions. “Bladder relief for pilots was one of the items on the list and we were looking for a new project,” he said.
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That project turned into the Advanced Mission Extender Device, known in military jargon as the AMXD.After four years of testing by the Vermont Air National Guard and the Air Force and about $5 million in government and private funds, AMXD is spelling relief for pilots aloft.
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The Air Force recently bought its first 300 systems for U.S. pilots around the world at $2,000 each.
Cost of Advanced Fighter Aircraft: $45,000,000
Gotta Pee R&D: $5,000,000
Taking a whiz at 1200 mph: Priceless
My name is better. Otherwise these pilots are going to take an awful lot of ribbing. “Hey Maverick, you got your Extender Device strapped on?”
Posted by Drew458
on 05/17/2008 at 09:55 AM
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