Sunday - October 24, 2004

I Have Seen the Enemy---and They are Morons!

I am in a somewhat foul mood now tempered a bit by ingestion of adult libations.  Having just returned from protesting near the Dummycrap HQ here in Hernando County I can not believe the number of DUMB MOTHERFUCKING PEOPLE that populate this great country.  These stupid pieces of shit (devoid of all intelligence and ability to make decisions based on the security and greatness of this nation) were out there chanting, “VOTE JOHN KERRY.  HE TELLS THE TRUTH!!!” and other vomitous nonsense like that.  I wanted to beat them senseless.  Of course, they also dragged out their lame and crippled vets from WW2 and Vietnam as some sort of trophies, I guess, to support The Poodle.  These people have no shame.

And for all that I am in a foul mood.

Almost as soon as we got there this old coot comes over and tries to take down our sign.  He was pissed off we were there.  I got my camera out and dared him to try and pull that stunt again.  He was almost foaming at the mouth with anger so I shot a few more verbal broadsides his way in an effort to spur a heart attack.  Alas, I did not succeed.

Here he is.  Seems like a harmless type.  The pity is this nutbag is probably a grandfather influencing the lives of small children.

Then a couple of others came over and tried to show their signs in front of ours.  We’d walk in front of them and they’d hold up their signs.  We’d hold ours higher and they’d lower theirs and so on and so forth. 

Now, mind you, this is on US 19.  Traffic is blasting by at 40-60 MPH. There’s an lane for pulling off into the medical center we were located near and a 2 foot wide bicycle-type lane, too. 

So what happens in this “my sign, your sign” contest?  Well, I am reminded of what happened to me back in 1997 when I was bicycling across the US.  I got set upon by three vicious dogs.  A rottweiler, a pit bull and some Doberman type dog.  It’s a two lane road and I’ve got 2 dogs on the left and one on the right.  They are snarling and nipping at my heels while I am peddling for all I am worth.  I get my pepper spray out and knock two of them out of commission.  One stays with me on the left side, though, apparently impervious to the effects of the spray.  My head is down and I am going for the gusto.  I peek up and see a car coming the other way doing 40 or so (as that was the speed limit).  The dog is still on me about 1 to 2 feet off to my left depending on how far I deviated from the straight and narrow.  He is so intent on biting my foot that he’s not paying attention to the “personal armageddon” headed his way.  As I gradually swing right into the center of the road, he keeps up slightly more, of course, into the other lane.  At the last second I swerve to the left, he tracks me (now about 3 feet into the other lane) and I SHARPLY swerve to the right so as not to hit the car but before he can react the car runs his ass over.  All I hear is a yelp.  I look in my mirror and the car kept right on going.  The dog, meanwhile, is now buzzard bait.

Well, basically the same thing took place here.  We’d get as close to the fast lane as we could and stick our 2x4 foot signs out there almost into the lane of traffic.  The Dummycraps, true to their blind stupidity and apparently unaware that their signs are smaller necessitating even further incursions towards the roadway, were so intent on getting theirs out even further that they were not paying attention to the traffic or where they were stepping.  I was hoping some car would clip one of these morons (not kill them, mind you, but HURT them.) We were not successful but...........give us credit for trying.

The “enemy” can be seen here:

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 10/24/2004 at 05:49 PM   
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