Monday - July 28, 2008
I didn’t know there was a limit!
SALEM, Ore.—A medical marijuana cardholder who deputies said had too many plants was arrested Friday morning.
Detectives with the Marion County Sheriff’s Office Street Crimes Unit served a search warrant at the home of Marc Kauffman, 56, just before 10 a.m. and found that he had 35 mature marijuana plants and eight immature marijuana plants in his house, deputies said.
People with a medical marijuana card can only have six mature plants and 18 immature plants, deputies said.
The case stemmed from a charge that Kauffman was involving a minor in a drug offense because he had employed a 15-year-old to help him tend his plants, deputies said.
The boy doesn’t live with Kauffman and wasn’t taken into protective custody, deputies said.
Kauffman was charged with manufacturing marijuana and involving a minor in a drug offense.
Hmm ... I guess he forgot to weed the weed and things just got out of control. And if he’d had the right number, then it wouldn’t have been a crime to hire a kid to water them? Funny, I thought having any pot plants in your house was a federal offense?
Um, a little tip to all you medical marijuana growers out there: Train your plants. If you train the plants over, you can grow a plant horizontally. Then every single branch thinks it’s the growing tip, and will develop a maximum bud. Heck, if you train your plants into a horizontal spiral, you can get a nearly solid bud bush coming up, equivalent to the yield of at least half a dozen regular plants. That way you only need the legal number of plants to get by.
Um, I read that in a book somewhere. Or in some magazine I found while waiting at the airport. Yeah, that’s right. While waiting at the airport. I found the magazine just sitting there. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Now don’t ask me any questions about wavelength balanced metal halide lighting systems for growth, or high pressure sodium lamps for the flowering phase. I don’t know nothing about it. Besides, what’s the point these days? Anybody with one of those cards can get killer dope cheap just across the border in Canada. I guess you have to be sick and cheap to want to grow your own these days.
Posted by Drew458
on 07/28/2008 at 11:15 PM
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