Sunday - July 03, 2005
Final Exam
OK, all you American citizens out there. Time to put your money where your mouth is. Here are twenty-five questions that are on the US Citizenship Examination for new immigrants. If you can’t answer at least 60% of them correctly, please pack up your belongings and go back to the country where your ancestors came from. Answers are here ....
- According to the Constitution, a person must meet certain requirements in order to be eligible to become President. Name one of these requirements.
- Why are there 100 Senators in the Senate?
- Who selects the Supreme Court justice?
- How many Supreme Court justice are there?
- Why did the Pilgrims come to America?
- What is the head executive of a state government called?
- What is the head executive of a city government called?
- What holiday was celebrated for the first time by the Americans colonists?
- Who was the main writer of the Declaration of Independence?
- When was the Declaration of Independence adopted?
- What is the basic belief of the Declaration of Independence?
- What is the national anthem of the United States?
- Who wrote the Star-Spangled Banner?
- Where does freedom of speech come from?
- What is a minimum voting age in the United States?
- Who signs bills into law?
- What is the highest court in the United States?
- Who was the President during the Civil War?
- What did the Emancipation Declaration do?
- What special group advises the President?
- Which President is called the “Father of our country”?
- What Immigration and Naturalization Service form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?
- Who helped the Pilgrims in America?
- What is the name of the ship that brought the Pilgrims to America?
- What are the 13 original states of the U.S. called?
- Name 3 rights of freedom guaranteed by the Bill of Rights.
- Who has the power to declare the war?
- What kind of government does the United States have?
- Which President freed the slaves?
- In what year was the Constitution written?
Note: For ten points extra credit, tell me which four of these questions are boogered up crap inserted by the liberal, historical revisionists at the INS.
Posted by The Skipper
on 07/03/2005 at 04:02 PM
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