Sunday - March 10, 2013

diary of a fool

Shared something last week in which a number of you had things to say about the guy I was posting about.
Drew had a few choice words which fit quite well.  In fact you all did. Most did I believe.

Well, heeeeeees baaaaaak.

Yeah, the very same jerk writing in his magazine column today.

Just no way to resist this corny name dropper.  I wonder how much his Brit audience buys this stuff.

Get ready to be sick. 

Piers Morgan

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 21

Former President Jimmy Carter will be judged more favourably in the future

Interviewed former U.S. President Jimmy Carter in San Diego today. And I asked him what his personal mantra had been during his time at the White House.
‘Never lie to, nor mislead, the American public,’ he replied, instantly.
‘And did you stick to it?’
‘I believe I did, yes.’
Carter gets a lot of flak for his one-term presidency, which many Americans saw as weak.
Yet, as he told me, ‘We never went to war during my time as President, never dropped a bomb, nor fired a bullet.
‘We also brought peace between Egypt and Israel, peace between the U.S. and most Latin American countries, and established good relations with China and Russia.
‘And we brought in an energy policy that cut America’s dependency on imported oil by half.’
I suspect history will judge Carter – a man of extraordinary energy and enthusiasm, despite being nearly 90 – much more favourably in the future.

Jimmy who?

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 22

One of the most extraordinary coincidences of my life came in 2007 when I dined with Jerry Springer in Beverly Hills.
He recounted to me how he’d met Muhammad Ali a few months earlier, and The Greatest had revealed he watched Springer’s outrageous TV show every day.
I found this hard to believe, until we walked back to the hotel, a limousine pulled up as we arrived, Muhammad Ali stepped out and his wife shouted, ‘Hey, Jerry! Great to see you again! He’s still watching the show!’ I never doubted Jerry’s word again.
Tonight, I interviewed Ali’s daughter, May May, and she finally solved the mystery as to why her father likes The Jerry Springer Show so much.
‘Dad loves all the fighting!’ she giggled.

Oh nice.  That wonderful icon of good taste and promoter of .... what?
I can only credit Springer’s success to the fact that the culture really is in the crapper when anyone like him can be accepted and, here in the UK there was something called Jerry Springer The Opera a few years ago.  And Morgan thinks this sleazeball (Springer) is someone to admire and look up to.
And nothing to add re Ali who I’m surprised to learn is even allowed out based on recent reports.  And oh how convenient that the limo just happened to pull up. 

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY

I attended a flash, star-studded post-Oscars party in LA tonight, and quickly found myself in a corner booth with those delightfully naughty sisters Jackie and Joan Collins.
Between them they know just about everyone in Hollywood, as was confirmed when Joan whispered in my ear, ‘Would you like to meet Steve Martin?’ I looked across to see the great man sitting a few feet away. ‘God, yes – he’s one of my all-time comedy heroes!’
Joan didn’t hesitate. ‘Steve, this is a friend of mine, Piers Morgan.’
Martin looked up, smiled broadly, stretched out his hand and uttered the immortal words, ‘Hi, Piers – I really admire your work.’ I waited for the inevitable punchline, but it never came.
Martin, possessor of one of the most magnificently diverse and impressive bodies of work in showbusiness history, had actually meant it.

Later, I bumped into Jeff Bezos, the billionaire creator of Amazon.
‘We’ve met before,’ I said. ‘I sat next to you at a dinner in London 12 years ago when I was editor of the Daily Mirror newspaper.’

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 26

Heather Locklear watched me record my cameo appearance
I recorded a cameo performance in a hit American TV legal comedy called Franklin & Bash today, and a few of the show’s stars came to my CNN studio, including the two male lead actors and famed Hollywood beauty Heather Locklear.

OK, since I don’t see any American TV here and never even heard (and no reason to) the TV show he mentions, would anyone here know if Franklin & Bash is actually a hit show?

I SAVED THE BEST BIT OF PURE BS FOR LAST.

Still on his campaign to discredit American gun ownership, he presents this to his Brit public, as though ALL American gun owners buy the same thing.
As if anyone actually believes we will be invaded by the UN under an armed force.  Nonsense.
First, we already have been and it’s been done without firing a shot.  AND .... mostly it’s been done by us. Well no not bmews.  But you’d have to be blind not to know that where we are today could not have taken place without home grown help and encouragement.

So here. Take a look.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27

I interviewed an American pizzeria owner from Virginia Beach last night, who’s offering customers a 15 per cent discount if they arrive carrying a gun.
He claimed he’s doing this to ‘protect my Second Amendment rights’ – but after further questioning, he revealed the real reason he thinks his fellow civilians should be armed to the teeth:

‘The United Nations may attack us.’

And yes, he really did believe this.

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